Housekeeping!

By unit - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I finally got around to organizing my closet. Discarded clothes fell into three distinct categories: Too Small, Yellow Pits, Stained with Food. FML
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kfrizzle2 4

Thats gross. Clean your clothes more often. Euch!

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anotherguy21 0

YDI for eating. Now I'mma go have a pizza.

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rawrimamuffin 0

Ha. That made me giggle. x) Btw. You're really cute. (#30)

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artisticninja713 13

The fact that you were just getting to organize it disturbs me. I really hope you weren't wearing the stuff in your disgarded pile because that just makes you nasty.

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That_Guy_Jake_JR 0

OP this is an FML for the clothes not you, how could you do that to them?!

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ncvolley123 8

get a life, u wierdo. u like to look at urself to much

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socalduude879 1

lol, I was thinking the same thing :D

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feathers1000 2

that means your fat ,,, you sweat heaps and your a real ******* sloppy eater ,,, hope your enjoying life. loser

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myfriend_youfail 3

Ever heard of clothing shrinking in the wash? No? Ever heard of toothpaste stains or spilling a cup of coffee on the way to work/school? No? Ever heard of athletic activities? You know, the stuff that makes you break a sweat? No? Then you should really start doing laundry and getting out more. Here's hoping you can eventually enjoy life. After you purchase one on discount at K-Mart, of course. Loser. ;)

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tencentsakiss 19

Alsooo ever heard of actually spelling "you're" correctly once in a while, 39?

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iheartkookiez12 0

shit I'm guessing u miss ur mouth often.too small I can understand cuz everyone grows and we all miss our mouth one time or another whoa but yellow pits oh shit!

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andrew245 0

hmmm sounds like college

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LookinLikeDrake 0

yurrp nice bong btw, I have a bubbler that's shaped like a snake

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