How could you?

By datingmrpicky - 22/08/2011 03:44 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend told me he wouldn't have sex with me because yesterday I ate a sandwich in his bed and got crumbs in it. FML
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slantyshanty 7

Don't eat stuff in other peoples beds then.

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stewy78 2

Uh, he didn't have sex with you because you didn't make him a sandwich...greedy bitch.

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nicko_oz 4

I ******* hate it when people eat food in the bed it makes it feel dirty like a dog put dirt in it or sand is in it. You pretty much have to completely change all the sheets to get rid of it so serves you right.

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JoeD87 0

You can eat whatever you want in my bed ;)

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xkristinannx 0

He's punishing you. Isn't that a woman's job?

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painkiller3666 4

Is he A ******?

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xSexyBeastx69 0

Hes obviously gay.

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angalths 1

I'd be pretty pissed if my girlfriend ate sandwich in my bed too.

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helloirony 4

Probably shouldn't have eaten in bed, fatty.

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