How could you?

By datingmrpicky - 22/08/2011 03:44 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend told me he wouldn't have sex with me because yesterday I ate a sandwich in his bed and got crumbs in it. FML
I agree, your life sucks 19 504
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Same thing different taste

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ilikeemsmall 4

I can see why he turned her down. He's probably had it before so it's not like the "new pussy syndrome" is in play here. He walks in and sees his girl sitting there and gets a mental image of her chewing and dropping crumbs everywhere with no regard to how nasty it makes the bed feel, only with stuffing her face. Maybe he has hangups about stuff like that. I'm glad he's breaking the stereotype that all men will look past anything just to get laid.

I can't freaking stand guys who are like that.

Probably already had sex that day and was sore lol.

Marquelle53 0

Now this is completely your fault. If a man was eating in your bed and spilt something you'd call him a nasty pig ladies. He doesn't want bugs crawling in him during sex. It's simple

JuanStar 0

U cam **** a man on his bed,but u do not **** w/ a man's bed

billys56 0

I know I like a clean bed, maybe he was just overcome by OCD?