How could you?

By datingmrpicky - 22/08/2011 03:44 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend told me he wouldn't have sex with me because yesterday I ate a sandwich in his bed and got crumbs in it. FML
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slantyshanty 7

Don't eat stuff in other peoples beds then.

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Tookie22 5

Rip the sheets off and get it on like wild animals. While crumbs on a bed really annoy me; what dude passes up on some quality "bonding" time? :P

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cubancgar 0

I would have collected the crumbs, had sex with ya, then once I finished, poured all the crumbs on you and make you eat them off the bed. Lol jk but I still would have had sex with ya regardless.

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abastard 3

Would you like crumbs on your bed? No, so shut it.

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belo_fml 0

If he wont, I sure will.

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Campbec001 0

Brotip: bitches don't eat sandwiches, they make them for bros. You wouldn't have gotten crumbs in the bed if you knew that.

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itsbarbiebitchh 0

That's why god made kitchen tables,& floors

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BumbleRoo 0

Bed crumbs suck but I know my boyfriend could never say no to me

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daniellestatt 0

BITCH WERES MY SAMMICH D:< !?!?!

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zippythechimp 6

Bet he's against eating anything in bed send him packing

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makevelli187 0

What a fag, I'd have sex in a dumpster if the chick was hot enough haha

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