Dating, Break-ups and Love: How could you?

How could you?

By Ashlee - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, while on a date with my boyfriend, he broke up with me. The reason why? Because I took a dump in his bathroom and "that's inappropriate for girls." FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 258

You deserved it 7 918

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend dumped me, all because he's scared of my mother. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 226

You deserved it 5 883

Mummy's bravest little boy

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - Australia - Hobart

Today, my boyfriend dumped me by getting his mum to message me on Facebook. I got the message while I was packing for an overseas trip to visit him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 402

You deserved it 775

By grrrr - 12/02/2011 19:00 - United States

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. Feeling bad, I texted him a few hours later apologizing. He said it was fine and that he went ahead and picked up a girl from the mall. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 137

You deserved it 48 223

Been there, done that

By hlewrn - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Centreville

Today, I broke up with my girlfriend for another girl. This other girl helped me break up with her so we could date. After it was all done, she promptly rejected me and in front of everyone, saying how much of a douche I was for leaving my girlfriend for another girl. FML

I agree, your life sucks 8 116

You deserved it 34 854

Thanks for the info

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff

Today, my mother told my boyfriend a cute story about me when I was little. The one where my cousin and I were caught pooping in a urinal in the church basement. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 848

You deserved it 635

Classic fraud

By Anonymous - 28/04/2023 15:00 - Australia

Today, I went on a date with a guy I had been talking to online for weeks. When I showed up, he looked nothing like his profile picture, and he spent the entire time talking about his ex-girlfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 800

You deserved it 161

Never touch the Xbox

By Unknown - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, I turned off my boyfriend's Xbox while he was playing because I wanted to talk to him about getting more serious with our relationship. As I did so, he said, "That's not the only thing you just turned off" and promptly broke up with me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 5 933

You deserved it 15 697

The smell test

By sosadstudent - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Netherlands

Today, I realized I can tell which one of my 6 roommates has taken a dump, just based on the smell emanating from the toilet. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 106

You deserved it 4 462

Doofus

By Coykoi - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Canada - Saskatoon

Today, not only did my boyfriend set my hair on fire, but he attempted to put it out by dumping bong water on my head. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 924

You deserved it 10 432

Sketchy

By Wolf - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Trinidad and Tobago

Today, while sitting next to me, my boyfriend sent a text to one of his "friends" saying, "I'm thinking of you." FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 880

You deserved it 2 469

xundria 5

Monday 15 February 2010 20:11

....lolwut? All I have to say is if he's that immature, you're better off without him.

allie2590 31

Monday 15 February 2010 22:22

You're an idiot. Not everyone has air freshener in their bathroom. People just need to come to terms with the fact that women shit, and it smells just as bad as men's.

Comments

BongBlaster420 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 0:42

k guys who think girls don't poop are ******* retarded. seriously smarten the **** up. just cuz you like sticking it up the ass doesn't mean the laws of nature have changed

newyork786 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 0:51

He's lost it. if he still thinks only "men" do shit then he will be single forever! time to move on, he needa to get over himself because everyone *****!

wafflesaregood 1

Tuesday 16 February 2010 0:55

How does he know you crapped? It must have stunk pretty bad in there...

anjyu22 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 1:08

Either this is fake or this dude's gonna be single for the rest of his life. Either way, you win.

oreocookii 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 1:09

did he think it's innapropriate that girls shit? because he's not gonna find a girl that doesn't any time soon.

kitzukitten715 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 14:06

@148 Unless she's hooked up to a machine...

Quest_ 13

Tuesday 16 February 2010 1:27

YDI. That poop was not yours to steal.

gingersnapper 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 1:30

Love this!

SarahMarie83 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 1:27

Would he rather have had you do it in his bedroom? Next time use the closet.

_microwaveable_ 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 1:29

Well, that was probably just a lame excuse... OR He has never read "Every body poops." OR He assumed that when we eat, the food just dissolves into nothing-ness.

justJonny 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 2:04

just an FYI, most guys do not want to think of the girl they are currently dating taking a dump, on a date, no less. You don't need to cover it up, etc., etc., but that is our anti-fantasy, no matter what they internet may make you think. Shit be nasty.

GotWhateverItIs 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 23:27

Just an FYI, most girls do not want to think of the guy they are dating taking a dump either. We don't enjoy when you fart around us. We don't think it's funny when you have a loud or smelly burp. Because yes, "Shit be nasty."

uxmimi 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 7:38

idk, the internet leads me to believe that -some- guys, and probably girls, are into it. the thought makes me cringe, but I'm not going to judge what some people get off on.