Doofus

By Coykoi - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Canada - Saskatoon

Today, not only did my boyfriend set my hair on fire, but he attempted to put it out by dumping bong water on my head. FML
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ICastillo 24

Hey, at least he tried to put it out, but your boyfriend sounds like an idiot.

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Dyer18 0

He's a very smart man. Note sarcasm. Is this really the man you want to possibly father your children?

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hahauRrcool 0

You can also drink it, however the medicinal purposes are not as useful as it sounds.

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THE_A_TEEN 27

Yeah Dyer18, because everyone wants kids. Note sarcasm.

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JustHello123 1

Wow I can see why you love him so much...

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MizzErikaHart 8

Sounds like ops bf has good stoner reflexes. If your hair is on fire wouldnt you want him to get the nearest non combustible liquid.

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j_cat187 19

#12 Bong water tastes like smelly green shit.

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siranthony87 5

Tell me about it

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K_kanaka 26

Well... Your not dead at least. I guess that's the good news.

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imaginaryvoice 18

I'm sure if he didn't attempt to put it out with bong water we would be hearing the same FML with a different ending. "Today, not only did my boyfriend set my hair on fire, he just sat there and looked at me after he did it. FML"

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pinky78711 5

How dose she deserve this MAN some people on FML can be cruel

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TheBonzaiGirl 0

I hate when this happens!

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itsame0987 18

Sounds exactly like the scene from Dead Man on Campus

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PandaPandamoneum 0

Aww... Now you dont get to make him drink it

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TrollisMe 5

Stoner? Surprised he didn't just sit there, stare at the fire and say, "Duuuudeeee...."

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Vociferouslife 4

Damn y'all musta been blowin some good stuff!

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somerandomdude19 2

He's a keeper!

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somerandomdude19 2

He's a keeper!

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Alwayspullout 7

They both sound like winners...

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Bobientje 3

If I had a nickle for every dumbass who posted that stupid comment, I'd be a ******* billionaire.

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DogsPaw 16

If I had a nickel for everyone who commented on a comment I would be a bazillionare. 5¢ Please.

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thisisafunnyname 12

If I had a nickel for everytime someone called me a dumbass, I'd have $12.48

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olpally 32

Love burns...Your boyfriend is officially a dumbass op... :( fyl indeed

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xXxIracebethxXx 14

Fire and bongs... I wouldn't say that OP's boyfriend is dumbass, but would assume he was stoned out of his mind. At least he did something.

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martinv19 6

At least you can put some new water in your bong!

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xcarxcrashx 9

Whoop whoop! Thank god her hair was set on fire or we could never change the bog water.

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ICastillo 24

Hey, at least he tried to put it out, but your boyfriend sounds like an idiot.

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TheCowCollector 2

Accidents never happen, and they are never ever tolerated...

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KiwiKitten 2

Well isn't he just a sweetheart ;)

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alvarny 17

Can't complain that he never notices your hair now

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SqueakyChipmunk 21

"Did you do something with your hair?" "YOU SET IT ON FIRE, BASTARD!" "No wonder it smells good!"

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smydiwannafthata 5

What? Bong water cannot put off fire? Why did he set your hair on fire? To light a joint?

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zoPwNAgEzo 21

I'd assume it was to light the bong. Maybe her hair was dangling down or something

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awoodenspoon 0

What do you mean bong water can't put out fire? Bong water is just normal water with weed resin in it if it's been used. It can put a fire out.

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jizzwold 21

145 I'm stealing your picture. Just thought I'd let you know.

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