How could you?

By Ashlee - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, while on a date with my boyfriend, he broke up with me. The reason why? Because I took a dump in his bathroom and "that's inappropriate for girls." FML
I agree, your life sucks 42 256
You deserved it 7 917
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xundria 5

....lolwut? All I have to say is if he's that immature, you're better off without him.

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allie2590 31

You're an idiot. Not everyone has air freshener in their bathroom. People just need to come to terms with the fact that women shit, and it smells just as bad as men's.

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Riyu55 0

girls don't take *****. they don't have a waste system at all. there cold hearted souls absorb it all and use it to nag you when your trying to watch the game. :)

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Myntee 0

Well im a girl and I shit.. all the time....and it smells. Me and my Boyfriend discuss and compare and joke about our smells. If you can't be comfortable with a man, don't be with him. He did you a favour hun :)

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Myntee 0

Well your relationship is going no where. Part of being in love is wholly accepting your partner. That includes farts, poo and toenails.

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Compass 0

Are ye Irish, lassie? I only ever seen me and me countrymen use "me" instead of "my". Well, I hope that grammar error gets corrected.

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DamnDaddy 0

he's a douche...who gives a shitt if yew took a dump...smh

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brandibombastic 0

@235 didn't seem to me like it was a first date.

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Six23 1

That's so immature; everyone takes dumps, it's a part of life. If you had to go, you had to go...

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kas782000 0

did you miss the toilet?

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Lisa89 3

And that's why you're so much better off without him. If he's going to be that immature, it's really not worth it.

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Quiet_one 22

YDI for having normal human body functions. I suppose you also pee regularly too. Gross. But seriously, if he really thinks girls are magical creatures who can eat without ever pooping, he'll never have any kind of long-lasting relationship, while you will move on and have a happy life with someone better (and smarter).

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