How d'you guess?

By Anonymous - 06/02/2022 22:59

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Today, my brother managed to correctly guess I’d lost my virginity. Apparently I was limping slightly, so he guessed I had a sore crotch and obviously must've popped my cherry. He was right, but I wish he hadn’t blurted it out in front of mom, who is religious and judgemental as hell. FML
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RichardPencil 30

Now you should get a tattoo, y'know, seeing that you're a ***** now.

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metroido 17

he got all that from you limping? wow, jump to conclusions much??

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RichardPencil 30

Now you should get a tattoo, y'know, seeing that you're a ***** now.

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metroido 17

he got all that from you limping? wow, jump to conclusions much??

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no0ne0890 29

I think it depends on how they are limping no? we as humans try to avoid the pain as much as possible so if the pain is at the ball of your foot then you will limp a certain way to try to avoid it touching the ground etc. I imagine if you stare at a person long enough you can infer a number of things correctly.

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diraven 15

I'm pretty sure if you limp after sex you're doing it wrong. Unless you're like 80 years old then you're doing it very right..

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metroido 17

I’m in my 20’s and every single time I’ve had sex, I’ve used numbing lube and it was always so painful I wouldn’t be able to even WALK afterwards, even with a limp (I even had sex with a 2 inch dude and it STILL hurt like that...)

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