By Anonymous - 09/08/2014 13:31 - United States - Akron

Today, my idiot son tried to get a veteran's discount at American Eagle because he's "a fifth prestige" on Call of Duty. FML
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sayyestothedress 24

Shame on you OP!! DO NOT JOKE ABOUT CALL OF DUTY!! *she says in a sarcastic tone! But I do actually play COD, it's amazing

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JBChristian 47

Shame on you, you lazy ass. It's very disrespectful to even attempt getting a discount that is meant for our men and women that risk their lives for us, without yet defending a dumb twat that actually had the audacity to try to do so.

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JackSkellingtons 11

I actually come from a family of veterans and know the system very well. It's awesome that any family member can get a military ID but I personally believe that the benefits should focus more on the people that have actually served.

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lnheritance 19

In today's world, 11th prestige hacks are looked for more. If only..

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ohSNAPyall 26

I see your point, but if you offer a discount to family, then a spouse can still get a discount at the store while the military person is deployed.

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sayyestothedress 24

@104 lol I play it all the time! Not just COD also MW3 and black ops 1 and 2! And I also play it on the PS3 and sometimes COD Ghost on Xbox, and other video games on PS2

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JonDG 12

@119 I take it you have some sort of mental handicap so I will give you the benifit of the doubt. However, all of the games you listed are Call of Duty games....

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gauge_blackwood 6

#33 that flew over your head...

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aswil 10

#3 "Gotta" is a colloquial abbreviation of "got to" not "got a" :)

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tony1891 22

yeah didn't work out for him either i bet

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Saicere 15

Disinherit him while there's still time.

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deathfyre8 13

You mean disown, I hope.

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Saicere 15

Nah, I thought disown was a little too harsh. CoD may be srs bsns, but not quite that serious.

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feven 32

Disinherit him? I dont think he should. The son seems to be veryy smart with money.

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addictedtoIASIP 14

not if he's trying to fraud himself into a discount he obviously won't get

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PoptartsKid 13

I hate it when there are so few comments it gives mine a chance to stand out but I can't come up with anything creative. Just thought if share that with you guys, back to doing nothing with my life.

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Mauskau 35

Only 5th? I remember my ex bragging about being 12th prestige.

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Tthug 34

Maybe you just aren't good at call of duty? It's really easy to level up on the newer ones.

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Animekid126 13

That's not that high

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RedPillSucks 31

It's just a matter of how long you play the game. Not a real accomplishment.

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JBChristian 47

Yeah, disrespectful, I love that thought.

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HammyBear13 8

Someone got a lil butt hurt, didnt he?

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gennyv 29

Pretending to be a veteran in a game and being one are two very different things...

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chosha_fml 26

Dishonorable discharge from his PlayStation might be in order.

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Queen_of_Night 20

*slow clap*

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Kyle1dc 17

Or buy him Dark Souls if he has an Xbox... trust me its equivalent to an execution for your confidence as a gamer.

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andiesaur 18

Was he actually being serious or just trying (unsuccessfully) to be funny?

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