How ironic

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - New Zealand

Today, I'd gathered enough solid evidence to justify dumping my cheating girlfriend. When I turned up, she broke up with me before I had a chance to confront her. Why? Apparently I have trust issues. FML
I agree, your life sucks 41 775
You deserved it 8 540

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alex_vik 0

Well when you're cheating on someone, of course they're gonna have trust issues.

Did you at least get to tell her you knew she was cheating?...

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There was a Seinfeld TV show episode about the “preemptive breakup” in which Kramer suggested to George that he break up with the woman he was seeing that he believed was about to break up with him… I think you just saw that play out in real life for you… In real life, with adults, there is no relationship score as to who broke up with who. There are only people who are either together as a couple and those that for some reason are not. The end result is the same no matter who pulled the trigger on ending the relationship. In most cases people unconsciously telegraph their intentions about important issues to them before they actually consciously communicate their intent. I suspect your ex read the situation and somehow tried to do a 180 degree turn - Turning ex’s infidelity into your “trust issues”.