Drunk, Awkward and Miscellaneous: Hungover - FML

Hungover

By RedheadA - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my husband and I woke up to see my drunk mother passed out on our couch. She was wearing nothing but socks. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 652

You deserved it 3 697

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By Myriam - 18/06/2012 16:05 - Maldives - Male

Today, my husband recorded me getting out of bed and sleepwalking all the way into the backyard and straight into our pool. He was too busy giggling like a schoolgirl to help me out. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 862

You deserved it 3 409

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By Sober - 25/04/2023 03:00

Today, my wife, who has a drinking problem, looked me straight in the eye as she poured herself a "water" bottle to enjoy while at work. FML

I agree, your life sucks 849

You deserved it 130

By kb - 18/11/2013 06:38 - United States

Today, my mother gave me a bottle of stool softeners as a gift at my baby shower. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 680

You deserved it 4 045

Miracles

By smyp - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - Lithuania

Today, my wife and I decided to celebrate Christmas Eve with her side of the family. When we arrived at her parents' house, I heard her mother say that Christmas miracles don't exist since my wife brought me along. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 761

You deserved it 1 688

Sneaky

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - Canada - Owen Sound

Today, I caught my dad sneaking a drink of whiskey outside, shortly before my wedding. I asked if he was seriously getting drunk at a time like this. He looked at me and scoffed, "It's the only way I'm gonna get through this stupid shit." FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 007

You deserved it 5 094

Surprising

By Anonymous - 28/11/2019 20:00

Today, my younger sister had some friends over at ours. I was in the shower but was horrified to realize my clothes and towel were gone. Figuring that she took them, I tried to make it to my room without being seen, but one of her friends came up to use the bathroom. She saw everything. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 105

You deserved it 311

Night time entertainment

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2018 but it's good stuff

Today, I woke up next to my roommate staring in horror. She said I was singing and farting in my sleep. Loudly. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 284

You deserved it 433

He's got game

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Salt Lake City

Today, I horribly lost a game of basketball against my dad. It wouldn't have been so humiliating if he hadn't been piss drunk at the time. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 590

You deserved it 6 175

The morning after the night before

By college student - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Oxford

Today, I woke up with a vicious hangover. It wouldn't have been so bad if I hadn't woken up to dozens of cans strewn all over the floor. I don't remember buying half the store's supply of pork and beans. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 056

You deserved it 9 380

The ending of Lost explained

By Morgan - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I lost my dog. I looked around my neighborhood for hours, and found him under my bed asleep when I got home. FML

I agree, your life sucks 16 862

You deserved it 30 067

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Top comments

airborn54 0

Thursday 16 June 2011 18:53

Dear God I hope there was not a threesome

LemonStarship 5

Thursday 16 June 2011 18:54

D: That face says it all.

Comments

Kethbad_fml 2

Thursday 16 June 2011 18:59

I dunno what you mother in law looks like, but that kind of stuff happening to me (and starring my current mother in law) would definitely make me wake her up... hum... anyhow..

brengleking 5

Thursday 16 June 2011 18:59

you poor things

Josiieeee 3

Thursday 16 June 2011 19:00

Yikes! I bet that was extremely awkward.

Surferbro 5

Thursday 16 June 2011 19:00

that's messed up

kittykutie01 0

Saturday 18 June 2011 4:48

haha your cuteeee,(:

mruizk9 7

Thursday 16 June 2011 19:00

gross

nlr 9

Thursday 16 June 2011 19:02

I'm sorry :( I bet your scarred for life

FireSphinx 5

Thursday 16 June 2011 19:03

at least you didn't have to see her grotty old feet as well

ChelsBearr 0

Thursday 16 June 2011 22:59

Trueeee.

lucky8ball 0

Thursday 16 June 2011 19:03

some guys have all the luck

IndigoFuckYou 9

Thursday 16 June 2011 19:04

This is a learning experience: Don't just give your mother vodka, give her vodka and CLOTHING.

paras0mnia 3

Thursday 16 June 2011 19:05

omgroflol :P

paras0mnia 3

Thursday 16 June 2011 19:08

kodak it, store it, black mail :P

miamiheatfan56 0

Thursday 16 June 2011 19:15

Because everyones first thought in this situation is, "Let me take a picture of my naked mothet so I can black mail her."

miamiheatfan56 0

Thursday 16 June 2011 19:19

*mother

paras0mnia 3

Thursday 16 June 2011 19:25

stfu, it's sarcasm, poindexter :P

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Today, my girlfriend went on a date with her mechanic. She said it was to get discounts when she goes in for maintenance. Not only does she not see a problem with it, but she's probably getting discounts on other services too. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 741

You deserved it 5 266

Today, I located my birth dad and asked him why I was put into care. Turns out my mom died, and since he hadn’t wanted me in the first place, he just gave me away and hoped to never see me again. He didn’t even invite me in, he threw a beer at me and threatened to call the cops unless I left. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 508

You deserved it 227

The Top

Today, I tried to explain to my history teacher why Woodrow Wilson would not have called the Great War "World War 1" as she constantly claims. I was sent to the office for my insubordination. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 995

You deserved it 4 654

Today, it was the first day in my life that I fell into a toilet because someone left the toilet seat up. I'm a guy. FML

I agree, your life sucks 17 931

You deserved it 6 614

Today, my landlady cut off the Internet to my flat. She says she has no use for it, and doesn't want to keep it anymore. I have 3 online assignments due in the next week, and finals the following week. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 256

You deserved it 2 930

Today, I went on a date with a seemingly nice guy I met online. He was drunk when I got there. Within the first 10 minutes, he had told me I was "like Hitler but with boobs", and I was "offensive to the ninja community." Then he said I just wasn't all he had hoped for and left. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 070

You deserved it 7 786

Today, I accidentally put down the wrong year for my university graduation, so when my prospective boss was checking my references he found no mention of my name in that year's list of graduates. He accused me of faking my qualifications and refused to hire me. It was a 6-figure salary. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 276

You deserved it 3 599

Today, I realized why it's a bad idea to store your business cards and your "emergency condom" in the same handbag compartment. I realized this after a client watched me miss the cards and pull out the condom after our lunch meeting. FML

I agree, your life sucks 8 125

You deserved it 28 929