Drunk, Awkward and Miscellaneous: Hungover

Hungover

By RedheadA - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my husband and I woke up to see my drunk mother passed out on our couch. She was wearing nothing but socks. FML

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You deserved it 3 696

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By Myriam - 18/06/2012 16:05 - Maldives - Male

Today, my husband recorded me getting out of bed and sleepwalking all the way into the backyard and straight into our pool. He was too busy giggling like a schoolgirl to help me out. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 855

You deserved it 3 408

Miracles

By smyp - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - Lithuania

Today, my wife and I decided to celebrate Christmas Eve with her side of the family. When we arrived at her parents' house, I heard her mother say that Christmas miracles don't exist since my wife brought me along. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 760

You deserved it 1 688

Sneaky

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - Canada - Owen Sound

Today, I caught my dad sneaking a drink of whiskey outside, shortly before my wedding. I asked if he was seriously getting drunk at a time like this. He looked at me and scoffed, "It's the only way I'm gonna get through this stupid shit." FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 004

You deserved it 5 093

Surprising

By Anonymous - 28/11/2019 20:00

Today, my younger sister had some friends over at ours. I was in the shower but was horrified to realize my clothes and towel were gone. Figuring that she took them, I tried to make it to my room without being seen, but one of her friends came up to use the bathroom. She saw everything. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 105

You deserved it 311

Night time entertainment

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2018 but it's good stuff

Today, I woke up next to my roommate staring in horror. She said I was singing and farting in my sleep. Loudly. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 281

You deserved it 432

He's got game

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Salt Lake City

Today, I horribly lost a game of basketball against my dad. It wouldn't have been so humiliating if he hadn't been piss drunk at the time. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 588

You deserved it 6 173

The morning after the night before

By college student - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Oxford

Today, I woke up with a vicious hangover. It wouldn't have been so bad if I hadn't woken up to dozens of cans strewn all over the floor. I don't remember buying half the store's supply of pork and beans. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 053

You deserved it 9 379

airborn54 0

Thursday 16 June 2011 18:53

Dear God I hope there was not a threesome

LemonStarship 5

Thursday 16 June 2011 18:54

D: That face says it all.

Comments

StrawberryBarbie 0

Thursday 16 June 2011 21:47

did you kick her out? I wouldn't want some one naked on my couch.....

bullrider92 19

Thursday 16 June 2011 21:51

She was drinking tequila and it made her clothes fall off.

CallMeHush 0

Thursday 16 June 2011 22:05

Does anyone remember getting laid last night by a cougar in socks?

kai_ngo 0

Thursday 16 June 2011 22:09

I would've screamed. F both you and you husband's life for having to see that.

EmoBallerina666 0

Thursday 16 June 2011 22:12

I'd go to therapy to get that image out of my rad if I were you lol that shit scares for life, you'll prolly never look at her the same again

Lowlife_23 0

Thursday 16 June 2011 22:12

O M G.

thehoneybadger 10

Thursday 16 June 2011 22:26

Taking embarassing family members to a new extreme.

practicesafesax 0

Thursday 16 June 2011 22:33

Seeeeeeee, this boys and girls, is why you lock your door at night.

sassypants9497 0

Thursday 16 June 2011 22:49

my hero.

soulfulemo 0

Thursday 16 June 2011 23:24

well the socks come off last; if not at all

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Today, I was taking a dump in a public restroom. Minding my own business, I heard somebody go into an adjacent stall. It was dead silent and I don't think he knew I was in there. I thought I heard him scratching his arm or something. I was wrong. He was jacking off. I had to listen to it all. FML

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You deserved it 3 062

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The Top

Today, I went back to my friends place drunk. As we were walking in, she told me to be quiet, so as not to wake her parents and let them know we were drunk. I then walked in and looked at her parents, who were still awake watching TV, and said, "Shhh. Meg told me not to wake her parents." FML

I agree, your life sucks 6 744

You deserved it 3 252

Today, I tried to impress our swim team coach by doing a complicated backflip from the diving board. I landed face-first in the pool and had to be rescued by the lifeguard, so I guess I won't be going to the Olympics any time soon. FML

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You deserved it 844

Today, my boyfriend gave me a really sweet poem that he wrote for me. I think it was secondhand - the first letter of each verse spelled his ex girlfriend's name. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 162

You deserved it 2 452

Today, I dropped my phone in the bathtub and had to spend the whole night trying to make the speakers work again. On top of that, while I was cleaning the bedding I discovered that my bed had grown a black mold farm and I have been sleeping on it for God knows how long. FML

I agree, your life sucks 320

You deserved it 827

Today, I was fired from the babysitting job I've had for 2 years. I thought maybe the mother had found out that I sometimes let her kids stay up late and have extra sweets. The real reason, as she told me, was that she didn't want her kids loving anyone more than they love her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 58 989

You deserved it 3 570

Today, I was kicked in the crotch. The girl who did it thought I was her ex-boyfriend. I'm a girl. FML

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You deserved it 4 442