Hungry eyes

By choldcreations - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was eating pizza with my girlfriend. She got sauce on the corner of her mouth so I tried to be sexy and lick it off. It wasn't sauce, it was a cluster of zits. FML
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pineappleducki 4

how did you not notice it before she ate...?

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pineappleducki 4

could be herpes.

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xxtacos4lifexx 4

hey he was trying to be romanic!! chill out guys it's just unfournate 

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theeBeezWaXx 0

haha ewwww you cant tell tee difference between tomatoe sauce

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austinisme247 0

in what realm is licking food off your girlfriends mouth sexy?

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simpledrunkdude 4

@repptar have a nice cup of shut the **** up

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sasonzal 4

I guess it's fake cause you were seppused to notice the cluster b4 start eating,since it's made up any way u were better of taking the role of a chik that her boyfriend just licked her zits

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MadaZer0 8

Yum~ peporoni and "meatball" pizza~ My favorite~

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