Pizza and Love: Hungry eyes - FML

Hungry eyes

By choldcreations - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was eating pizza with my girlfriend. She got sauce on the corner of her mouth so I tried to be sexy and lick it off. It wasn't sauce, it was a cluster of zits. FML

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pineappleducki 4

Sunday 7 March 2010 20:11

how did you not notice it before she ate...?

pineappleducki 4

Sunday 7 March 2010 20:09

could be herpes.

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drugsandhugs 0

Monday 8 March 2010 0:49

thats ****** gross. i wouldnt be able to date her anymore

blah90 0

Monday 8 March 2010 0:51

ewwwww thats sooo gross lol

vanavril14 1

Monday 8 March 2010 0:51

EEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWW!

Turbolag25 7

Monday 8 March 2010 0:52

HERPES!

allisaur 0

Monday 8 March 2010 1:21

wow... this was nice to read while eating pizza. atleast my face is clear.

boredom123456789 0

Monday 8 March 2010 1:31

tats so disgusting... u should probably get a check-up for STD

Rich143 0

Monday 8 March 2010 1:43

That's nasty!

pink_shades 0

Monday 8 March 2010 1:45

that's disguisting

xsummiex 0

Monday 8 March 2010 1:55

YDI for not recommending her Proactive or some shit.

mrt65380 0

Tuesday 9 March 2010 19:53

hahaha..... hey honey, you are lookin pretty ****** ugly with those nasty ass pimples all over your face so i got you this medicine. let's pray it works.

indianabummer 0

Monday 8 March 2010 2:01

Cluster of zits? Sounds more like a cluster of herpes if it was in that location

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