Hush

By bitchyhiccups - 19/03/2012 13:14 - United States - Tempe

Today, I got a horrible case of the hiccups while at my friend's mother's funeral, resulting in me squeaking loudly every five seconds during the eulogy. My friend glared daggers at me until I left the room, then later accused me of being an insensitive bitch for "trying to ruin the funeral." FML
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Same thing different taste

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Did you try holding your breath to stop the hiccups? Works for me. But yeah its not like they're voluntary. That sucks.

It sucks that you had the hiccups but you should have quietly excused yourself and left

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Ok, for all those people saying "You should have left the room when you first got them, YDI" Some people are antisocial, they like to try stop things instead of standing up and leaving, why? Because they think standing up and walking out is a lot more attention on them instead of the hiccups. And yes, their mother just died so they were in a grief period, they would have wanted to vent on someone, but it's still not right for someone to do that. Also to the people who say they should have held their breath instead of being a dick and letting it continue, I know a few people who that doesn't work on.

You should probably have left quietly and come back when they let up. It's not something you can control, but still, given the circumstances. It's rude to walk out during a eulogy, but distracting from it is worse I'm afraid. I'm sorry it happened to you though.

Yeah I know how it feels, when I get hiccups I can't stop them. Holding my breath, drinking water, never works.