ACAB, Cops and Love: I always feel like somebody's watching me

I always feel like somebody's watching me

By Chris - 20/11/2012 05:03 - United States - Lakewood

Today, my ex-girlfriend was supposed to come pick up her things, and while I waited I took a nap. Thirty minutes later, I woke up with two police officers hammering on my door. They'd come to get my ex-girlfriend's things and said they were "watching me." That's the last time I date a cop's daughter. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/08/2023 13:00 - United States - Grass Valley

Today, a bunch of cops showed up at my house demanding to see my wife to make sure she was OK. Turns out my insane out-of-state daughter swatted me, calling 911 to tell them I had tied up my wife, and been impersonating her for a week. FML

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By GDBeast - 09/01/2013 23:55 - United States

Today, a girl I've been talking to online for a while asked me if I wanted to meet her in person. Two hours of driving later, I end up at her house. When she opened the door, she screamed and called the cops on me. While detained, she called my phone asking why I never showed up today. FML

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By exasperated - 17/04/2014 03:14 - United States - Houston

Today, I got a call from the police that my house had been burglarized, but an off-duty cop caught the criminal. I pull up to see my detained, psycho ex-boyfriend sheepishly grinning at me. He had three of my lace panties and two of my bras, claiming it was "all for memories' sake". FML

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By Ava_Darkflame - 01/01/2017 15:54 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, I had to call the police to get my crazy stalker of a neighbor out of my house. When the police arrived, I found out that she was friends with the officer. FML

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By I'm Not Dead Yet - 09/06/2014 19:37 - United States - Tucson

Today, I put my headphones on and laid down to relax to some music. I fell asleep, and woke up later to a police officer busting into my house. My neighbor had been knocking on my door, then looked through my window and saw me on my couch, and was convinced I'd died. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/10/2009 01:09 - United States

Today, I decided I'd take a nap in my car because I got to work very early. As I was waking up from my nap, I saw a cop looking right at me. Turns out, a lady who'd parked her car right next to mine after I was asleep had called the cops on me because she thought I was dead. FML

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By Dean - 23/07/2024 03:00 - United States

Today, the cops showed up to my house and served me a child support order from the girl I had a one-night stand with, and who'd promised me she would abort the baby. All this was two years ago. My wife of three years was in the house and heard everything. She packed up her things and told me she’ll be calling her attorney. FML

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By jkass - 07/10/2011 15:07 - Australia

Today, I was pulled over by the police. The cop was my ex-boyfriend. He had no legitimate reason to pull me over, so he thoroughly checked my car. He gave me a defect notice and a fine. What for? A broken door lock, on my rear passenger door. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/11/2009 04:33 - Canada

Today, the police came to my door and told me about a woman who called the cops on me because she said that I had been following her in my car. We were on the highway. FML

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Not now, mom!

By Anonymous - 28/09/2020 18:02 - United States - Gillette

Today, my mother showed up to pick something up from my house. I was sleeping and before I knew it she was in my bedroom, jumping on my bed, saying hi to my ex-girlfriend who she thought was with me. It wasn't my ex, and I doubt that girl will ever want to hang out again after that awkward morning. FML

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Mindwarp 4

Tuesday 20 November 2012 12:17

He needs to give it arrest.

pradip 26

Tuesday 20 November 2012 12:09

Gf : i'm coming to get my things OP: Ok, i'm taking a nap.

Comments

PunkySpunky78 15

Wednesday 21 November 2012 1:39

I wonder why they broke up The op doesn't tell me that

squidbilly4life 0

Wednesday 21 November 2012 7:55

You obviously didn't think this thorough.. If you date an officers daughter, you don't dump her both YDI and FYL

noisebox 1

Thursday 22 November 2012 1:22

Cops are the worst, organized mafia in uniforms....who now feel the general public is the enemy. Tell them your cousin Marvin is a lawyer is wins cases against cops all the time. PS I had a cop yesterday give me two traffic ticket, he said I appeared to have a bad attitude, I told him " to be honest I don't likev cops"

HunterAlpha1 8

Thursday 22 November 2012 8:17

dating a cop's daughter can be a great asset, or your worst nightmare. looks like you busted on this one OP.

scifichic92 8

Friday 23 November 2012 2:30

This girl should not be making two of her father's buddies go to get her stuff, unless you did something like hit her, then I would understand but you don't say anything about why you broke up. These guys are abusing their power, making it seem like you did something wrong. People break up, that should be nobody's business but yours and hers. That disgusts me that these officers think it is ok to intimidate you like that, I would report them. YDI

djazzy911 6

Friday 23 November 2012 9:16

I sure as hell hope that your ex-girlfriends father didn't use the tax payer's money to do her damn errand for her.

arizona_vz 12

Sunday 25 November 2012 8:27

welll...thats pretty awkward...

Livesbeingf_ed 4

Monday 26 November 2012 6:57

At least if you had sex, you could say you've "f*cked tha police."

Bludmagnus 13

Wednesday 23 January 2013 8:18

Abuse of power by a police officer... naw.. never happens.

ChoolyBooly 32

Thursday 26 February 2015 3:18

I don't believe it is "legal" for them to do that. I hope you talked to whoever is above them. It can be considered harassment if they have no legal reason to "watch" you.