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If you would be, at least she doesn't let you sit there for 4 days thinking you're a Halloween doll...
I agree, once again exactly why we need a Who Cares? button
Perhaps the reason there is no "not an FML" button or "who really gives a shit?" button is because they haven't quite figured out a good enough way to phrase it. Think about it - there is not a "Your life sucks" button and a "You deserved it" button, there is an "I agree, your life sucks" button and a "You totally deserved it" button. They need that extra little punch to put on the button along with the "not an FML" to keep it in tune with the spirit of the website. Or I could be full of shit. :)
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And that would be a FML because...?
well wud u rather be found unconcious and taken to a hospital where u might have a chance or die
Your FML was shit.
got to say your socal graces are pritty small aswell
Apparently you sleep like the dead.
Look on the bright side. You could be one of those people that dies alone and sits in their residence rotting for four days before someone comes around looking for you.
I agree #9 ;)
#3: Because OP is alive!
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If you would be, at least she doesn't let you sit there for 4 days thinking you're a Halloween doll...
Crap, the zombies have invaded the Internet! *opens a munitions soundboard in another tab to defend against the Internet zombies*