I don't get paid enough for this shit

By pancakessdsjsn - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Lake Forest

Today, while cleaning tables at the fast food place where I work, I had to remove two human teeth from a table top. FML
I agree, your life sucks 43 044
You deserved it 3 171

Top comments

cynide 13

He acci'dental'ly left them there.

One time when I was at McDonalds with my family, my dad found a tooth in his hamburger. One of the grossest things ever.

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That bites! Sorry to hear that OP but on the bright side you get to take their tooth fairy money!

Give the tooth to a forensic doctor, they'll know who left it there. Get him.

Missyeru 14

Someone just lost out on two bucks from the tooth fairy!

lol that's gross :/ well it could always be worse I guess

I can already tell there's going to be a lot of tooth fairy jokes

You probably could have pulled some unsafe cleaning hazard shit about having to clean up human remains without proper gear or whatever. At my old job, my manager got a mess of blood all over the bathroom and it was my turn to clean it that night. Needless to say I refused to do so without proper protection. I guess it could be considered a dick move. But my immune system is shitty and I don't take chances with hazardous messes. I would not be ok with that.

Fast food? Seriously? I could see it if it were someplace that people got into fights at frequently, but aren't fast food joints brightly lit and with tables made of solid plastic? That's a "what's wrong with this picture?" Right there.

Put them under your pillow. They are obviously tip.