First date hell

By jonchavez - 29/05/2014 23:46 - United States - Trenton

Today, a girl asked me out on a date to some hot springs, about 2 hours away. After a mile hike, the springs were finally in sight. She then slipped and cut her shin open. I had carry her the mile back and drive her the 2 hours to the ER, where her parents, whom I'd never met, were waiting. FML
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lex1459 38

Hey, loom on the bright side! To her you're probably like her hero

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energizerbunny23 18

Sounds like a good story to tell friends, could be a funny story if you ever end up dating

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AlaskanG 27

If you're going to rush to be first comment, at least make it more than one word.

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lex1459 38

Thank you so much for this comment #1, it adds so much to the emotion of this FML.

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J3R3MYY 14

I think you're supposed to add sarcasm in brackets or something #10, some people can't seem to grasp the concept.

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Demig0d6 14

But after the encounter, ops relationship with the parents became a slipper slope

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ohcheriecherie 20

I realize that 25 was trying to make a pun, but parents usually like it when you make that much of an effort to take care of their child.

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krazymeatball77 7

Consider yourself lucky man. Not many people get the chance to be a hero to a girl like that. I hope you took off your shirt and wrapped it around the wound.

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energizerbunny23 18

Sounds like a good story to tell friends, could be a funny story if you ever end up dating

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subiedude08 17

So what the plan for a 2nd date?

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winter_under_ice 18

#4, that's what I was thinking. It makes a pretty good first date story.

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RedPillSucks 31

Next time, on "How I met your mother"...

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lex1459 38

Hey, loom on the bright side! To her you're probably like her hero

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Roskosity 22

I agree. And what a cool date! Aside from the injury.

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zbursach 7

her correction got more thumbs up than most if the other comments... haha

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stryder9090 28

sucks, but maybe she'll see that you're a nice guy and it could lead to more dates, possibly back to the hot springs

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morella_xx 29

Exactly! Once her shin is healed up, you should ask for a do-over date. Unless you spent that mile walk back telling her she'd be easier to carry if she wasn't so fat, she's practically guaranteed to say yes.

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rocker_chick105 31

Hey, if someone carried me a mile back to bring me to the hospital I would think that's pretty sweet, but that's just me

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fortune789 17

Yeah, that's totally irrational. Why would I carry my date a mile just over a cut shin? She should have checked herself before she wrecked herself.

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EdenCrystal 21

It may be more then just a cut shin. A lot is lost within the 300 character limit and OP may be understating it. She probably had a gash on her leg if she had to go to the ER.

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SammyS2012 21

"she cut her shin open". to me, that seems like the wound was pretty bad. she probably needed stitches

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J3R3MYY 14

Hey, you're taking care of their daughter OP. Parents love that shit.

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Pstraka6 20

That sounds awful, but you're sure to win some points with her parents and her by taking care of her. Look for the positive out of that situation!

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AlaskanG 27

Did you seriously just use the same comment on 2 FMLs in a row?

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