By Anonymous - 25/10/2009 18:28 - United States

Today, while at the store, my fly became undone. It doesn't seem that bad unless an old lady comes to "zip it up for you." FML
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Josher47 0

You know you liked it

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you_failed 15

1st to tell you know one gives a shit after a couple of years!

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Josher47 0

You know you liked it

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jw90 18

oh come here sonny, let me zip that up for you...oh my that's a biggun you got there...my i remember when my husband was still alive...bout your size if I remember right..

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Sun_Kissed18 25

..why don't you help me remember sonny.. come back to my place...

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Dcvictorious 0

.......Was it good for her?

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shelboo_fml 0

She could have been a cougar, years ago!

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lolzRaptor 1

Yeah, damn cougars on the prowl for open zippers.

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Shmeaty 0

OMFG THIS ISNT A FML. you have a normal life you tard. please go die in a fire for thinking that your life is F'd.

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Maxine17 8

I'd hate to see your day to day life if you think this is normal D:

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the_stereotype 0

i don't know about you, but i'd rather not have my pants zipped up by anyone other than myself. so if that happens to you on a regular basis... anyway, OP, that's funny as hell.

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Vaetrus 0

Some random lady zips up your fly.. that's awkward. You may like being groped and touched by old ladies but that doesn't make it normal

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degco44 0

^^^ Agree with that guy. If you think that's normal, you must have a pretty interesting life.

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boooo_fml 0

I agree I think he liked it.

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