I got funny looks as I walked in to my first class of the semester...

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By Bloody Mary - 28/08/2017 16:39

I got funny looks as I walked in to my first class of the semester late. I later discovered that not only was I wearing black underwear under my light colored romper, but my period decided to come 2 weeks early.

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GhostFox 33

Friday 1 September 2017 14:22

Genuinely confused as to how you didn't feel the blood, given that it would be wet and thus obvious.

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GhostFox 33

Friday 1 September 2017 14:22

Genuinely confused as to how you didn't feel the blood, given that it would be wet and thus obvious.

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