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By scared shitless in ohio - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Dublin

Today, I decided to be friendly and say hi to the weird kid at school, who was sitting by himself eating lunch. After I said hello, he stared up at me intensely and said, "I don't have many friends. Yeah. Mainly 'cause I've eaten most of them." FML

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By bnc - 14/12/2013 22:39 - United States - Jefferson City

Today, a kid from my school called me, saying he's going on vacation to Japan soon and that since I was born there, I could teach him the language. His exact words at the start of the call were, "Hey man, you speak Asian, right?" I have to be around this shithead 5 days a week. FML

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By Mr_Yato - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, a girl in my class introduced herself to me for the fourth time this semester. Am I really that invisible? FML

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By _Asykes_ - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff

Today, I started a new school, after moving from England to New York. People only talked to me just to hear my accent. FML

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By missPiggy - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - Norway

Today, a colleague found out that I struggled with anorexia when young. After ranting about how it's a silly 'Women's disease', he renamed me 'Miss Piggy' and made oinking noises every time I ate something. FML

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You were warned

By kko - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, a man next to me was feeding the birds when he ran out of food. We were at Adventure Island and there were "Do not feed the birds" signs everywhere. The birds then became aggressive and started savaging the both of us. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, our school started an anti-bullying policy, and we watched a video about bullying. After the video, I told a teacher about a bullying case going on that I know about. His response? "Tell someone who cares!" as he walked away, chuckling. FML

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There was an attempt…

By JoshTheUnluckyFromKentucky - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Folsom

Today, I got on the bus to go to work. I managed to get a seat, but an old lady who looked tired had to stand. I offered her my seat, but she glared at me, frowned and said, "Go fuck yourself." Everyone laughed as I sat there in dismay. FML

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Who are you?

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was in the bathroom stall when a man made eye-contact with me through the crack in the door. I quickly looked away, but about a minute later I looked back to see if he was gone. He was still there and was actually trying to keep making eye-contact with me while I pooped. FML

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By Ohwhy - 27/10/2012 11:53 - United Kingdom - Liverpool

Today, as I waited to fly home, a very attractive woman smiled and gestured towards the seat next to me. However, a hyperactive child and his mother barged past into said empty seats. The woman really hit it off with the guy behind, while I was stuck listening to a kid scream at Angry Birds. FML

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emirie 21

Thursday 26 September 2013 0:54

That's the type of friend I'd want.

DocBastard 38

Thursday 26 September 2013 0:55

The weird kids always grow up to be CEOs or chairmen. Or axe murderers.

Comments

KimmyCupZ 21

Thursday 26 September 2013 14:42

I see no issue with his sense of humor.

CtrlAltDef3at 4

Thursday 26 September 2013 15:01

Probably leftovers. Moms old hobo *cough* i mean chicken salad always hits the spot.

djinnyf 12

Thursday 26 September 2013 17:49

He's probably scared to be let down , prefers to get it over with... Poor thing :(

shutupmichaela 18

Thursday 26 September 2013 18:17

"pleased to eat you"

Omniprism 14

Thursday 26 September 2013 19:52

He said that on purpose. He's testing you.

BriCx 8

Thursday 26 September 2013 20:58

Some people sit alone for a reason.

Ishilied 11

Thursday 26 September 2013 21:06

I'm pretty sure he was testing you - I would have been. I used to say stuff like that to anyone who approached me, not because I didn't want friends, but because I was tired of petty bullshit and people who pretended to like me to prove something to their "real" friends.

amisenho 11

Thursday 17 October 2013 18:57

Yeah, that sums it up. The last thing introverts want is idle chit-chat with someone who couldn't care less about what's going on in their life. From the sound of it, he's seeing if you're willing to stick with him for the long run, as a friend, no matter what his attitude happens to be. Remember: when it comes to conversation, extroverts tend to go for broad, shallow friend pools; introverts go for deep puddles. The ones who get "weirded out" or leave too quickly won't pass an introvert's friend test.