I'm a lumberjack, and I'm okay

By axewoman - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff

Today, my dad told me someday I'll find a man who wants a nice lumberjack for a wife. FML
I agree, your life sucks 36 592
You deserved it 3 805
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Top comments

philipino 24

And then you can treat his wood for him ;)

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philipino 24

Or she can cut their dicks off or whatever it's her choice I guess

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bobdlawr 8

Hey I burn wood for heat got a pic ... Of the axe lol . Don't worry about it there is someone for everyone and you will find love

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metalwolf 17

Dont worry about it, OP. Not everyone wants a girly girl. My girlfriend and I have been going out for almost two years now. I love her because she would much rather be holding a hammer and saw than wearing makeup in a dress. I couldnt stand being with a girly girl.

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Razell 13

You're taken therefore your reassurances mean nothing. ^_^

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8born8 18

#42, just because #33 is taken, doesn't mean his reassurances are worthless! He loves his gf because she's not a girly girl, which by OPs fml, neither is she. So if she stays true to herself, OP will find someone who loves her for her, in all her lumberjack glory.

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martin8337 35

Well, someone has to cut down the trees for the firewood.

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ninety 25

Is it 'cause you have a rad beard?

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Brandi_Faith 33

I got it 6. Basically dress up for the role, and with confidence show him that his comment didn't offend her or break her spirit.

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demonfacee 14

What's so bad about being a lumberjack?

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skittyskatbrat 19

So... a strong, independent healthy woman that doesn't think she has to be all meek and mild and weak and follow gender norms. You'd be amazed how many men would be thrilled.

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nitrog100 21

Do you earn your living by cutting down trees? Do you wear flannel often?

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