I'm a lumberjack, and I'm okay

By axewoman - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff

Today, my dad told me someday I'll find a man who wants a nice lumberjack for a wife. FML
I agree, your life sucks 36 589
You deserved it 3 805

Top comments

And then you can treat his wood for him ;)

Or she can cut their dicks off or whatever it's her choice I guess

Comments

Hey I burn wood for heat got a pic ... Of the axe lol . Don't worry about it there is someone for everyone and you will find love

Dont worry about it, OP. Not everyone wants a girly girl. My girlfriend and I have been going out for almost two years now. I love her because she would much rather be holding a hammer and saw than wearing makeup in a dress. I couldnt stand being with a girly girl.

You're taken therefore your reassurances mean nothing. ^_^

#42, just because #33 is taken, doesn't mean his reassurances are worthless! He loves his gf because she's not a girly girl, which by OPs fml, neither is she. So if she stays true to herself, OP will find someone who loves her for her, in all her lumberjack glory.

martin8337 35

Well, someone has to cut down the trees for the firewood.

ninety 25

Is it 'cause you have a rad beard?

I got it 6. Basically dress up for the role, and with confidence show him that his comment didn't offend her or break her spirit.

What's so bad about being a lumberjack?

skittyskatbrat 19

So... a strong, independent healthy woman that doesn't think she has to be all meek and mild and weak and follow gender norms. You'd be amazed how many men would be thrilled.

nitrog100 21

Do you earn your living by cutting down trees? Do you wear flannel often?