Bodyshaming, Dad jokes and Love: I'm a lumberjack, and I'm okay

Lumberjacks are typically seen as strong, so I'm not seeing any negatives here. Your dad seems to feel emasculated by you. You should give him a bandaid for his fragile masculinity.

ninety 25

Friday 17 October 2014 20:40

Or maybe she has a lot of hair in a few of the wrong places.

stevothedevo 25

Friday 17 October 2014 18:12

Huh?

allykaymorris 24

Friday 17 October 2014 18:29

There's someone for everyone darling(:

vikky538 28

Friday 17 October 2014 18:49

I read this FML three times to understand whole thing...

taintedtruffle 42

Friday 17 October 2014 19:01

I would take that as a complement. He thinks you're strong and masculine which isn't necessarily a bad thing.

Sakuraashita 15

Friday 17 October 2014 19:09

At least he said you were a "nice" lumberjack...?

ARetardedSeal 24

Friday 17 October 2014 19:20

I bet you a lot of men would be interested in a woman who knows this type of stuff.

FATALSTR1KE 9

Friday 17 October 2014 19:29

Don't judge

LostInTheZone11 29

Friday 17 October 2014 19:51

You sound like a real life version of Samus Aran.

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Today, I got home and found my girlfriend in bed with another guy. After the screaming, yelling, and kicking them both out of my house, all I wanted was whiskey. I found the bottle under the bed. It wasn’t enough the guy was porking my girlfriend, he had to drink my booze too. FML

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Today, I was taking a shower when the soap began to burn my eyes worse than they've ever burned before. I quickly grabbed whatever cloth I could find to rub my eyes with. My dad's old underwear was the last thing I would expect to find lying near the tub. FML

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Today, after trying so hard to get myself back on my feet, I had an amazing interview and I was hired on the spot. I was so happy, until I read the position I was given, and it turns out I didn't get full-time, I got barely enough hours to even be part-time. FML

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Today, I received an email from my stepmom. It was a picture of a boy that she said she thought I might like to know. Next to the picture was the message, "He comes from a good military background." My love life is so pathetic that my stepmother feels the need to try and set me up. FML

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Today, I was out clubbing, when some bloke at the bar started trying to pick fights with everyone. Trying to defuse the situation with humour, I said, "I used to be a tough guy like you. Then I took an arrow in the knee." The next thing I know, I have a broken nose. FML

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Today, I have a horribly painful throat infection and can't talk. In spite of this, Dad keeps insisting I call people for him, meaning I have to make use of a text to speech program. Eight out of twelve people I've called on his behalf have hung up, thinking I'm a scambot. Dad is blaming me for it. FML

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Today, I went over to my boyfriend's house with a few people. I drank too much wine and later when everyone else had left I gave him head, deepthroating a little too enthusiastically, and puked all over his cock and bedsheets. Turns out, washing vomit out of your pubes kills the mood somewhat. FML

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Today, I learned my wife wasn't speaking to me because our daughter told her I kissed another woman. My daughter neglected to mention that this happened when she came to work with me yesterday, and the kiss was between me and the dummy I use to teach my interns CPR. My wife doesn't believe me. FML

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