I'm blue dabadi dabada

By Ricky - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, in order to look nice for a date, I tried the new blue mouthwash that turns plaque blue so you know where to brush. I couldn't get all the blue. FML
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kwbuzz23wk 0

never test something right before a date. you never kow how cheap it is and its always hard to get rid of cheaply made things. Just brush well.

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xdeliciae 0

Isn't that stuff for little kids...?

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thelonelylurker 0

Hilarious. Really, all your fault though. Gratz, bro.

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were_giraffe 2

#1 is right but i won't give you a ydi cos you didn't know... just.. yeah, be careful before big dates

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SuperSpore 0

I'm sure that stuff was recalled. YDI for using a recalled product.

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starvingxartist 0

yo don't bash agent blue for being for little kids. before they had the listerine, they gave it to us in pill form one time at school. you know that shit was awsome. but i mean, in all honesty, if you're old enough to date, you should probably know how to brush well, floss, and rinse with grown up listerine to get your teeth clean.

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BeautyAndBrains 0

Yeah, that stuff is terrible. Most people would have trouble with it. It sucks. Don't beat yourself up about it.

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jSOPURE 3

Circular motions. Not back and forth. :)

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luckyducky123 0

That stuff was recalled back in 2007. If you don't believe me, google it. Umm.. how about just brushing your teeth and using mouthwash? That sounds like a good plan! :)

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peopleplz2008 0

brush your teeth. not hard

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pikachu_01 0

It wasn't recalled, #64... I have some in my house right now. Just try brushing your teeth regularly, dude. x]

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comanchka 0

uhhh... #64 is right. my orthodontist forced me to stop using Agent Cool Blue a couple of years ago because it wasn't safe. if you don't believe me, look here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Listerine_Agent_Cool_Blue#Safety

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