I'm blue dabadi dabada

By Ricky - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, in order to look nice for a date, I tried the new blue mouthwash that turns plaque blue so you know where to brush. I couldn't get all the blue. FML
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kwbuzz23wk 0

never test something right before a date. you never kow how cheap it is and its always hard to get rid of cheaply made things. Just brush well.

Isn't that stuff for little kids...?

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That stuff just sticks to your teeth. Plaque or not. And you have to brush like a bitch to get all of it off. Trust me.

errr, brush your teeth and floss. it takes like a minute and its called personal hygiene. YDI.

BB_baby 0

to all the people saying "that was recalled back in '07" just because something is recalled in '07 doesn't mean the recall last FOREVER they have recalls on cars all the time that doesn't mean they completely stop making them, they just stop until they fix what was wrong to make it recalled then start making it AGAIN. and #68 that article isn't directly about the blue blah blah whatever its about listerine in general, INCLUDING the 'big boy stuff' not just the ones made for little kids and to the OP you're supposed to use the blue shit then brush then rinse out your mouth, read the label next time

hahha i did that once couldn't get all the pink out of my mouth! good thing mine wasn't before a date though ^^

prttyyngthng 0

don't use that stuff. your date is not going to notice a bit of plaque.

I have that to! Just gurgle normal water for the amount of time you mouthwashed it and it will go right away

you cant get rid of plaque that easy. you need to go the dentist to remove it.

ekoorb97 0

you can get a toothbrush and toothpaste at walmart for $4.