Sex and Intimacy: I'm coming ! - FML

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By ally - 03/02/2009 19:34 - United States

Spicy

Today, I was having sex with a guy that I just met, and when I thought he was about to orgasm, he actually had an asthma attack. FML

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By JRLJLS - 15/04/2013 09:09 - United States - Lehigh Acres

Spicy

Today, I had phone sex with my boyfriend. He had an asthma attack. FML

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Breathtaking

By Anonymous - 31/12/2012 02:45 - United States - Bethesda

Spicy

Today, I had an amazing orgasm. So great that the shortness of breath triggered an extreme asthma attack. FML

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Anticlimax

By feminista - 28/07/2012 20:38 - Guatemala - Guatemala City

Spicy

Today, I finally lost my virginity, all while in the passionate throes of an asthma attack. FML

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Wanking to death

By Anonymous - 30/11/2013 00:17 - United States - Alpharetta

Spicy

Today, I was rubbing one out in the shower. I guess I got a little too excited, because as I came close to climaxing, I had a serious asthma attack and had to wheeze for help. FML

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You deserved it 12 425

By Anonymous - 24/08/2013 22:31 - Isle of Man - Douglas

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. As I started getting close to having my first ever orgasm, I got extremely short of breath and started hyperventilating. His reaction was to cover my mouth to shut me up. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/03/2011 07:17 - United States

Spicy

Today, while having sex, I thought I was having an orgasm for the first time. Turns out I was just hyperventilating. FML

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You deserved it 6 466

By Anonymous - 31/08/2013 20:52 - Norway - Nesoddtangen

Today, I had an asthma attack while in bed with my boyfriend. He interrupted my desperate coughing only to tell me to shut up. He then rolled over to go back to sleep. FML

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Nice way to go, really

By motorboatofdoom - 30/03/2020 05:00

Spicy

Today, I learned that my girlfriend is terrified of me seeing her sex faces, so she violently squished my face between her boobs during sex. I then had a severe asthma attack because I couldn't breathe properly. FML

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You deserved it 300

Romantic afterglow

By easyontheeyes1 - 01/05/2020 02:00

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. Immediately after we'd finished, he said, "Get off, you're making it hard to breathe on top of me." FML

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You deserved it 490

By pikachu_43 - 21/03/2015 15:14 - United States - San Francisco

Today, because I thought I was about to have an asthma attack, I had a panic attack. Then, the panic attack caused me to have a real asthma attack. FML

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deannababy 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 1:23

that's why you don't **** strangers! You never know what your gonna get!

jdkfgkjdfb 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 20:24

YDI for doing it with a guy you just met!

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jdkfgkjdfb 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 20:24

YDI for doing it with a guy you just met!

genius_man16 0

Friday 26 June 2009 20:54

the guy is every bit as much a ***** as she is and that goes for ALL you assholes calling her a *****

ferreal 0

Monday 20 July 2009 7:53

Eww, stop spreading the AIDS plz, ****

bigraws23 0

Friday 24 July 2009 21:57

Guys have orgassiems?

mcguff 0

Monday 5 October 2009 16:09

roll need on his loot

Hurt16 0

Monday 16 November 2009 10:39

YOU ARE A SMUTTTTT... these r the type of girls that don't give us innocent girls a chance... ur like a mop all used up n when the time comes it will get all smelly n nasty n the'll throw u in the trash :-p...

juni_kewl 0

Monday 29 March 2010 6:52

reminds me of when in science, my teacher said ****** instead is organism.

kekelala3 0

Thursday 1 April 2010 3:38

YDI for having sex with a guy you just met.

foxforeignlegion 0

Thursday 6 May 2010 4:26

hahahaha wowowow vvvvvv

fellie_fml 0

Tuesday 25 May 2010 11:08

lol i love how people think just because you have a one night stand means you're going to get and std

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Today, my boyfriend started to suck on my boob, which I quite enjoy, until he said he was breastfeeding and called me "Mummy". I don't think I can ever let his mouth near my boobs ever again. FML

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Today, my brother showed my wife a Craigslist ad by someone seeking casual sex. It had very specific details that made it seem like I wrote it. My brother later admitted in private that he made the post as revenge for me not loaning him $500 last month. Meanwhile, my wife still thinks I'm unfaithful. FML

I agree, your life sucks 18 647

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Today, I got a text from my crush. In my clumsy attempt to quickly grab the phone, I knocked it off the kitchen counter and cracked the screen. After driving to my friend's house so I could put my sim card in her phone, I saw that the text said, "Who is this? Stop texting me." FML

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You deserved it 14 776

Today, the button on my husband's pants popped for the 4th time. I already used the strongest thread and buttons. He's obviously put on some weight around the stomach, but he won't listen to reason and still blames me for my sewing, which is making his pants "turn against him". FML

I agree, your life sucks 22 158

You deserved it 1 747

Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend while looking at Halloween costumes online for this year's Halloween party and said, "Maybe we could go as Bonnie and Clyde this year." He said, "Maybe we should go as a broken up couple," and hung up on me. He wasn't kidding. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 528

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Today, it's my 35th birthday. My wife greeted me naked, and with an itemized list of what's off limits. A list of what was on the menu would've been much shorter and might have had better spelling. FML

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Today, I was kicked out of a job interview at a clothing store for "not dressing appropriately" for the occasion. I'd purchased my outfit from the same store just two days prior with my last $100. FML

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Today, I was at a party. Trying to overcome my social anxiety, I was trying to take part in conversations. So, when a girl mentioned she had a doctor's appointment next morning, I blurted out: "What kind of a doctor?" Everyone stared as she responded: "A gynaecologist." FML

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