i'm doing FINE

By tammy999 - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend bumped into me at McDonald's. I was sitting alone at a table with a Big Mac, two large fries, a large drink, and one case of chicken nuggets. FML
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Comments

Why is it that so many girls think that most guys won't like them if they eat lots of food? Most guys I know prefer girls who actually have an appetite. And besides, your ex is the loser who decided to take his new gf on a date to mcdonalds. Who the hell thinks that is a good date idea? If you're going on a date you go to a nice restaurant or cook a nice meal at home or do a nice activity somewhere. Don't go on a date to mcdonalds.

Don't give a shit about what they think. Instead, eat that lunch knowing you don't have to share it with anyone.

Maybe that's why your single? make better life choices?

I'll have two number nines, a number nine large, a number six with extra dip, a number seven, two number forty fives, one with cheese, and a large soda.

Well you ordered what a normal person eats (though I prefer two burgers and one fries instead of one burger and two fries), so I hope you had a good book to read for make it the perfect lunch.