She's such a bitch, there's no way she would hire your band without knowing you were the lead singer.

i would have just never gone and cursed them to hell

To clarify, I said YDI because you should've turned the gig down. If you're a jazz group and you sing standards, it wouldn't be that hard to find another singer for one gig. You should also know your own gigging schedule better. Don't put yourself through things like this, OP.

I think this is where you substitute that famous romantic classic "I caught an STD off that cheating bitch!"

That's where you add your own choice of words into the song.

So let me get this straight she hired the band of her ex husband to play at her wedding with the guy she cheated with demanding they play what used to be their song.....oh yeah she is not worth a thought or tear

That all sucks the great hairy meatball

I am so sorry. You should just mess up the song and be like, "WHAT NOW?!"

I have to say this in spanish: Que bien duro golpe en los huevos hombre, Hasta lo senti en me pecho, te siento hombre. Buena suerte y que encontras una mujer que no es puta. Translation: What a good hard kick in the balls man, I even felt it inside my chest, I feel you man. Good luck and may you find a woman who isn't a *****. (To all you who speak spanish, feel free to correct my terrible spanish lol)

Mess up the words. Or just play badly.