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By OnlyMee - 09/07/2011 04:32 - United States

Today, at my ex's wedding, I had to listen to his joyful recounting of how he met his bride and how they fell instantly in love and he knew she was perfect for him. All this happened while we were still dating. FML

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You deserved it 9 984

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By Stolemylady - 04/06/2012 07:05 - Australia

Today, while at my ex-girlfriend's wedding, I had to hear her explain how she met the love of her life. This happened in the four years we were dating. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 325

You deserved it 6 805

By Anonymous - 28/10/2009 21:22 - United States

Today, it was my wedding day. I gave a speech about the first time my wife and I met. I said I knew she was the perfect woman for me and it was love at first sight. I looked to my right as she stormed off and then realized I had told a story about my ex-girlfriend who was sitting in the crowd. FML

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You deserved it 93 787

By damn it rose - 31/05/2014 13:40 - United Kingdom - Derby

Today, my ex-girlfriend proposed to me, at my wedding. FML

I agree, your life sucks 60 418

You deserved it 8 131

By WhatTheBleep - 09/04/2011 04:02 - United States

Today, I found out that my now-ex slept with his not-so-ex the day before our wedding. FML

I agree, your life sucks 47 451

You deserved it 3 538

Nice try

By sweet2u22 - 27/02/2011 02:30 - United States

Today, I told the guy I like to listen to a song that expressed how I felt about him. When he was done, I asked what he thought about it. He said it made him realize that his ex was the love of his life and that he wants to go back to her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 014

You deserved it 7 546

By BrisbaneCoop - 04/04/2011 17:13 - Australia

Today, my fiancé and I visited his family for dinner. The entire time I was there, his mother and sister had an in depth conversation about how attractive his ex girlfriends were and how they got along with them so well. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 291

You deserved it 3 094

By jacey chreyest - 14/02/2014 21:57 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I married the love of my life. I was ecstatic until the wedding reception, where my new husband got drunk and started crying about how he'd been "forced" into marrying me. FML

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You deserved it 5 013

The show must go on!

By Stuckwiththebill - 28/01/2018 01:30

Today, during my wedding ceremony, the groom-to-be found it appropriate to blurt out about an ongoing affair with my maid of honor. They got married instead. FML

I agree, your life sucks 6 638

You deserved it 438

Alexa, play "Ancient History" by The Cribs

By Freddie - 28/09/2024 12:00 - United Kingdom - Poole

Today, I was the best man at my longtime friend’s wedding. I got so into talking about our shared memories over the years that I accidentally called his bride by his ex-girlfriend’s name at the end of my toast. FML

I agree, your life sucks 96

You deserved it 534

Freudian slip

By Daria_Weiner - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Russian Federation

Today, at my anniversary party, and in front of all our friends, I accidentally called my husband-to-be by my ex-boyfriend's name. FML

I agree, your life sucks 16 586

You deserved it 49 142

xxmollyxx 25

Saturday 9 July 2011 12:04

and why were you there?

ScaughtieHolden 11

Saturday 9 July 2011 15:23

49, a simple "they're probably friends" would have been suitable.

Comments

XxIVIODZxX 6

Sunday 10 July 2011 17:00

Teller: Any objections for this day fourth? You: he cheated on me! Aqward silence...

Jormantha 0

Sunday 10 July 2011 17:03

why would you go to your ex's wedding?

pandaran 0

Sunday 10 July 2011 17:12

That must've hurt. But you shouldn't of been there in the first place.

strippedtoe 0

Sunday 10 July 2011 19:47

why would you even go...first of all!

edgarme85 0

Monday 11 July 2011 2:17

woww your a silly silly bitch!! Going to your ex-boyfriends wedding hmmm i think you even expected it

d33emar 0

Monday 11 July 2011 3:10

why would u even go??? ur fault

SleepOnStones 5

Monday 11 July 2011 4:47

Why did you even go, then?????

crowbar_2010 2

Monday 11 July 2011 7:23

ydi for going you attention *****.

constantine91 0

Monday 11 July 2011 10:14

then why would you go to your exs wedding? obviously a speech regarding how they met would be done sometime during te wedding. idiot. ydi.

silver_85 0

Monday 11 July 2011 12:21

as painful as the reminder may have been. why were you even there?

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