By oww - 05/04/2011 07:46 - United States

Today, I went to a baseball game. It was windy, so I decided to get my hat from the car trunk. When I opened it and reached in, loose papers started flying everywhere. Panicked, my dad slammed the trunk shut on my fingers. Entering the stadium, I discovered it was free hat day. FML
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Miss_Michaela 10

Hell, to get a free hat I'd take a few bruised fingers. Remember, a hat is for life, not just for baseball games. Plus your fingers would heal. The void in your heart craving for a hat would take much longer..

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forgettingsunday 0

obvious prostitute

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Navith 13

I don't understand why the majority of people said that OP deserved it.

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jazziness 12

tu parle français??

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Aoifexzx 3

you obviously don't speak Spanish either cause that was terrible "me I don't speak in English" ?

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Aoifexzx 3

you obviously don't speak Spanish either, I don't speak alot but even I know that doesn't make sense / the grammar is terrible ..

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yuggi1 11

33: And I suppose you speak perfect Spanish? O.0 *snort* My comment was perfectly reasonable. Since "me" and "I" are the same- it's fair game. From then on everything was grammatically correct, and it's spelled hablo with "h", btw. Grrr... Go mess with someone else's comments. >:/

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yuggi1 11

P.S. I'm perfectly aware "me" means "Yo". >:/

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yuggi1 11

I'm perfectly aware "me" means "Yo", I decided to make a Spanglish comment for X reasons. Therefore, don't judge what you cannot understand.

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mintcar 9

22, 39, 41, 45, it's not that serious. Calm down a bit.

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forgettingsunday 0

obvious prostitute

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rebekahah 7

I don't get it either, but at least the majority is fyl, now. :)

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69_jackson_69 0

Ornamental Pubes

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drew2711 0

59 get familiar with the term "op", it's oblong penis

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funnyFMLSplz 0

no no, all wrong. it's oprahs penis

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MrFlintstone 5

operation p. e. n. u. s. e. x. o. r. a e. t. i. i. t i. r s. n. i n e. y. e. s g. m. f l. y y. i n g l y satisfying

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rocket2 0

OP deserved it for going to a dodger game

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pinkpolarbear 8

104, you stole my comment haha, i TOTALLY agree. Why do you need a hat? Like really?

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khaya 9

Your dad did the right thing, smart man.

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Buck6991 0

yeah he's smart. he just smashed his son's hand so he couldn't masturbating at night.

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Shootamonkey3 0

Yeah OP is right. it's windy as **** in Northern California.

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theten_fml 9

at least it wasn't hat free day.

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starwind3438 9

17, reread the post. it says it was free hat day.

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rallets 22

25, reread 34's comment

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RedPillSucks 31

C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!!!

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VeeVengeance 0

25, reread 23's comment

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theten_fml 9

23, I know what it says. thank you 25

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Basket_Case_ 0

lol 67, I understand what you meant.

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Buck6991 0

ughh..all these numbers are confusing me

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sgtrobswifey 0

Better to have had it and not needed it, than needed it and not have it.. Now you don't need it, an ya get a free hat. Maybe they'll give you free ice too.. for your hand.

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RedPillSucks 31

What she needs now are new fingers to replace the ones that got slammed off in the trunk

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Miss_Michaela 10

Hell, to get a free hat I'd take a few bruised fingers. Remember, a hat is for life, not just for baseball games. Plus your fingers would heal. The void in your heart craving for a hat would take much longer..

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Nimmrodel 11

I disagree a hat can only bring joy for a little while. Fingers on the other hand can bring joy whenever the time calls for it.

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stephanie911_fml 0

I wouldn't get too excited over a hat. I mean, come on.

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ajt1562 0

You got a free hat at least if u find the other you can have two

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Kingcc 0

woww that sucks! but its ok u got a hat!!! :)

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Tysonator 0

Why do you need a hat if it's windy?? Makes no sense. If it was sunny and you wanted protection, I'd understand, but really.. if anything, your hat would continually get blown off.

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hayq 5

a hat will help control long hair from blowing around in the breeze

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catatonicsleep 17

a hat will also get carried away by the breeze... if your hair is long it would be better to tie it back

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REFLEXED 7

Thank you!! I was looking for a comment like yours but apparently everyone thinks that hats are made for windy days, not sunny. the hat will definitely blow away!

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Sprocket 5

You can tighten baseball hats.

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WallyTheWombat 0

Yea that's what I was thinking. "it sure is windy, good thing I have my hat!" just doesn't make sense to me. if you have long hair then tie it back.

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CkMystic 0

if she has bangs, the hat would keep them from flying into her eyes. it's annoying as hell.

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