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By OnlyMee - 09/07/2011 04:32 - United States

Today, at my ex's wedding, I had to listen to his joyful recounting of how he met his bride and how they fell instantly in love and he knew she was perfect for him. All this happened while we were still dating. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 882

You deserved it 9 984

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By Stolemylady - 04/06/2012 07:05 - Australia

Today, while at my ex-girlfriend's wedding, I had to hear her explain how she met the love of her life. This happened in the four years we were dating. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 325

You deserved it 6 805

By Anonymous - 28/10/2009 21:22 - United States

Today, it was my wedding day. I gave a speech about the first time my wife and I met. I said I knew she was the perfect woman for me and it was love at first sight. I looked to my right as she stormed off and then realized I had told a story about my ex-girlfriend who was sitting in the crowd. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 241

You deserved it 93 787

By damn it rose - 31/05/2014 13:40 - United Kingdom - Derby

Today, my ex-girlfriend proposed to me, at my wedding. FML

I agree, your life sucks 60 418

You deserved it 8 131

By WhatTheBleep - 09/04/2011 04:02 - United States

Today, I found out that my now-ex slept with his not-so-ex the day before our wedding. FML

I agree, your life sucks 47 451

You deserved it 3 538

Nice try

By sweet2u22 - 27/02/2011 02:30 - United States

Today, I told the guy I like to listen to a song that expressed how I felt about him. When he was done, I asked what he thought about it. He said it made him realize that his ex was the love of his life and that he wants to go back to her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 014

You deserved it 7 546

By BrisbaneCoop - 04/04/2011 17:13 - Australia

Today, my fiancé and I visited his family for dinner. The entire time I was there, his mother and sister had an in depth conversation about how attractive his ex girlfriends were and how they got along with them so well. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 291

You deserved it 3 094

By jacey chreyest - 14/02/2014 21:57 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I married the love of my life. I was ecstatic until the wedding reception, where my new husband got drunk and started crying about how he'd been "forced" into marrying me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 53 799

You deserved it 5 013

The show must go on!

By Stuckwiththebill - 28/01/2018 01:30

Today, during my wedding ceremony, the groom-to-be found it appropriate to blurt out about an ongoing affair with my maid of honor. They got married instead. FML

I agree, your life sucks 6 638

You deserved it 438

Alexa, play "Ancient History" by The Cribs

By Freddie - 28/09/2024 12:00 - United Kingdom - Poole

Today, I was the best man at my longtime friend’s wedding. I got so into talking about our shared memories over the years that I accidentally called his bride by his ex-girlfriend’s name at the end of my toast. FML

I agree, your life sucks 96

You deserved it 535

Freudian slip

By Daria_Weiner - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Russian Federation

Today, at my anniversary party, and in front of all our friends, I accidentally called my husband-to-be by my ex-boyfriend's name. FML

I agree, your life sucks 16 586

You deserved it 49 142

xxmollyxx 25

Saturday 9 July 2011 12:04

and why were you there?

ScaughtieHolden 11

Saturday 9 July 2011 15:23

49, a simple "they're probably friends" would have been suitable.

Comments

ccwolf93 0

Saturday 9 July 2011 12:51

that happened to me too. then right after he married his wife he came crawling back to me saying he missed me so we had sex. then 2 months later she had their baby girl. he still says he prefers me over his wife but wouldn't leave her for me cause of his daughter.

grymdylan 1

Saturday 9 July 2011 12:54

csb

chungy92 5

Saturday 9 July 2011 13:03

I call bullshit

ThanksKarma 0

Saturday 9 July 2011 13:03

27- Nobody feels bad for you. Your "**** buddy" is telling you that he likes you more so he can keep you on "**** buddy" status. He doesn't really like you better. When he thinks of you I'm sure he thinks nothing about what a great person you are or remembers any valid detail about you, except that you have a pussy. You will only be a sperm receptacle to him. Close your legs and don't give him the time of day.

DjeePee 24

Saturday 9 July 2011 13:19

Did you know I seriously hate people who have sex with someone who's already taken? You have absolutely no respect for his wife and, because you agree in being his sex toy, no respect for yourself. Be proud about your great personality.

ghostlilac 25

Saturday 9 July 2011 13:26

Sounds like an episode of Jerry Springer... classy.

Sammydubbs 2

Saturday 9 July 2011 15:40

You disgust me who the hell sleeps with a man that they know is married.

s2syou 7

Saturday 9 July 2011 15:41

lol if everyone looked at the username theyd see this person was jst being a smart ass "93..... 17 year old...

avclovewsh 8

Saturday 9 July 2011 18:16

72- how do you know they didn't graduate from high school in 1993 or maybe 93 is their favorite number .. you are not psychic and you cant assume something you don't really know .. maybe this person really is as stupid as they made thereself look but you will never know because you don't know them .....

Iriz 0

Saturday 9 July 2011 20:35

To 27 Wow no self respect... if he wanted u he would of married u not her, ur ignorant to believe wat he tells u... u need to stop lettin him treat u like his toy... give urself some respect...