Doctor, Insects, Pranks and Health: I'm not kidding

I'm not kidding

By ouchies - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I had to call the doctor to go and have them remove a tick that had got stuck to my man-parts while fishing. The receptionist laughed, because she thought I was prank calling. FML

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dreamering 16

Thursday 5 May 2011 8:52

That thing is not used for fishing.

GravyGuy 11

Thursday 5 May 2011 9:00

You're probably mistaking the tick for your wiener, OP.

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T1gerwolf 8

Wednesday 18 December 2013 23:10

TICK ON MA DICK

heatherrr17 19

Monday 20 June 2016 17:48

I thought that said fisting at first

damoonster 11

Monday 18 July 2016 8:01

I'm not telling you to jack off be if you slather vaseline over the tick it will eventually come up for air and that's when you remove it

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