I'm not kidding

By ouchies - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I had to call the doctor to go and have them remove a tick that had got stuck to my man-parts while fishing. The receptionist laughed, because she thought I was prank calling. FML
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GravyGuy 11

You're probably mistaking the tick for your wiener, OP.

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take them out yourself. I've done it three times. it's not fun.

maiimpressivetit 0

just make sure you don't have Lyme disease. I'm 13 and I had it when I was 7-11 and I couldn't walk when my knee swelled up every month :"( which was where the tick bit me.

VoiceOfRizhome 1

If you are bitten by a tick, save the tick and if possible get it tested for Lyme. It takes less, a lot less, than 24 hours for a tick to transmit lyme disease. If at all possible, take 2 weeks of tetracycline antibiotics immediately. Lyme is a horrible, chronic, debilitating disease, regardless of the lies the ILADS is telling you. However, if you are bitten by a lyme infested tick and treat it right away you can avoid a lifetime of pain.

not sure how id react either bow the hell did a tick get stuck to your shit

FreebirdIII 1

she laughed because you called a OB/GYN for your "man parts".

the real question is why weren't you wearing pants while fishing...? o_O

so. ticks don't live in water. were you walking in a forest naked? mate, even morons know that they shouldn't do that!