Fight, Public freakouts and Work: I'm not paid enough for this shit

I'm not paid enough for this shit

By geoduck - 10/02/2011 05:31 - United States

Today, to prevent a fistfight at work, I had to mediate a contested debate between two coworkers on what was evidently a very touchy subject: Which is better, the orange creamsicle or the ice cream sandwich? I was the only one to get in trouble for wasting company time. FML

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You deserved it 4 676

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By epicsandwichartist - 05/05/2011 07:13 - United States

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By Ouch - 14/11/2018 05:00

Today, I tried to break up a fight between two of my coworkers. They decided to show their gratitude by smashing me in the face with a thick ceramic dish. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/03/2015 14:54 - Canada - Sherwood Park

Today, my boss chewed me out for leaving a work function early. I explained it was to avoid a former co-worker I constantly fought with. The boss revealed he purposely invited that former co-worker, hoping our fight would provide entertainment. FML

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Today, I found out that my coworker shared a laugh with the boss about setting the office desk on fire (which he actually did), while ten minutes later I was threatened with being fired because I made paper snowflakes and hung a few of them next to the computer. FML

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Naitras 15

Thursday 10 February 2011 12:04

should have let them fight. it would have been entertaining

Jimboom 11

Thursday 10 February 2011 12:13

YDI for trying to keep the peace. Don't you know the peacekeepers are always the ones to get screwed over! Next time just let them have it out, then record it on your phone and upload it to Yootoob for our entertainment value. ;-)

Comments

marinus_fml 19

Thursday 10 February 2011 12:17

EVERYONE JUST CALM THE **** DOWN! It's alright, asshole over here (OP) broke up the non existent fight, and wasted company time. have you not seen "Never back down"? "every dog has his day, and every man has his fight" now why would you want to prevent this day?

Kolden 11

Thursday 10 February 2011 12:36

lol awesome

WhiteZoneRedZone 6

Thursday 10 February 2011 12:17

Tomorrow it will be Haagen Dazs vs Ben and Jerry's. Then fists will really start to fly.

peanuts363 12

Thursday 10 February 2011 12:27

**** you! Ben and jerry's will never have a comparison! NEVER! I should beat the shit out of you for suggesting it!

RedPillSucks 31

Thursday 10 February 2011 14:22

Meh. Hagen Daz tastes about as real as it's name. It's Ben and Gerry's if you want real ice cream.

nachobiznez 0

Thursday 10 February 2011 14:41

Coldstone is better than both. :-p

mintcar 9

Thursday 10 February 2011 16:30

BLUEBUNNY!!!!!

three3_fml 2

Thursday 10 February 2011 12:19

That's a tuff one, major debate

oldenuff2party 3

Thursday 10 February 2011 12:19

*sigh* arent we all just wasting time...

McMan 23

Thursday 10 February 2011 12:23

I'm wondering what these assholes will do for a Klondike bar...

duckhunter009 0

Thursday 10 February 2011 13:04

ontario still sucks

McMan 23

Thursday 10 February 2011 13:07

Duckhunter, I clearly won last time without much effort, now it's just weird how you're replying to my comments... Also this flame war is about ice cream or are you illiterate GAWD.

duckhunter009 0

Thursday 10 February 2011 13:27

at least I don't live in London :)

Alleged_Cranium 7

Thursday 10 February 2011 12:24

Smooth vs Crunchy? Don't bring Nutella into this!

Jakellum 0

Thursday 10 February 2011 12:34

I agree. Youtube the video next time then post the link on fml

takemewithy0u 0

Thursday 10 February 2011 13:08

Next time, let them fight.

sgenfkshe 5

Thursday 10 February 2011 13:22

not your fault, butttttttt since this is fml, it is your fault.:P;):)

Hook85 0

Thursday 10 February 2011 13:27

little did he know that fist fight would have settled the debate between ice cream sandwich and orange creamsicle debate for all time...now we'll never get the answer...thanks a lot!