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I'm so sorry

By Anonymous - 21/02/2015 14:20 - United Kingdom - Birmingham

Today, my girlfriend got her wisdom teeth removed. I really want to help her out while she recovers, but her swollen cheeks combined with her natural buck teeth keep making me crack up every time I see her. I can't help it and I'm now in the doghouse. FML

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By slayerdeath - 20/05/2012 05:19 - United States - Valparaiso

Today, my girlfriend went in for a kiss too fast and broke my front tooth. FML

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By dating a fking cnt - 10/11/2012 00:16 - Canada

Today, I got my wisdom teeth removed. My girlfriend had agreed to come over after and make sure I was okay, so I called her, saying I was done. She told me she'd made new plans, and to "just suck on a tampon, you pussy". FML

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Admission time

By peeoncarl1111 - 29/01/2011 01:06 - United States

Today, I got my wisdom teeth cut out. While my girlfriend was driving me home, I, still being high on the laughing gas, accidentally admitted to cheating on her. She was kind enough to wait until the numbness wore off before she punched me in the face. FML

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Superficial

By Anonymous - 25/05/2022 00:00

Today, I'm finally recovering from surgery to fix my severe underbite, which included breaking my upper and lower jaw, forcing my teeth to line up properly, then pinning them until the bone healed. My wife can’t mentally cope, because I no longer look like the man she loves. She wants a divorce. FML

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Dreams can come true

By Anonymous - 19/09/2015 02:08 - United States - Seattle

Today, I asked my girlfriend why she's been avoiding kissing me lately. Apparently she had a dream that one of my teeth caught on her braces, and all of her teeth got pulled out like a string of pearls. It seems unlikely she will be un-scarred any time soon. FML

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Take what you can get

By Anonymous - 20/04/2021 00:30 - Netherlands

Today, I got the most action I've had in about 3 years when my dentist pressed her boobs against the top of my head to fill my cavities. I really need to get me a girlfriend. FML

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By HR - 16/12/2011 21:13 - United States

Today, I had two of my wisdom teeth removed. One side of my face is completely swollen, and the other is normal. I feel like the elephant man. FML

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By i fking love docb - 04/11/2012 21:16 - Virgin Islands, U.S. - Christiansted

Today, I watched my girlfriend slowly floss her teeth, and then eat what showed up on the floss. FML

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Blockages

By jakestorm - 04/09/2019 20:00

Today, my girlfriend texted me to pick her up some medicine because she’s "all plugged up." When I arrived with laxatives, she yelled at me. She meant her sinuses. FML

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By bucktooth - 26/04/2012 23:04 - United Kingdom

Today, while enjoying breakfast, my teeth took a chunk out of my cheek. This happens regularly, even when I'm talking. Both my doctor and dentist have no idea why, and I'm in utter agony. FML

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Sunday 22 February 2015 0:17

Try not to think about how much she resembles a squirrel

WCARlover 34

Sunday 22 February 2015 0:21

When I had my wisdom teeth out I sent pictures for people to laugh at. She sounds like she needs to lighten up

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ChampagneMamii 8

Sunday 22 February 2015 1:30

Maybe she'd laugh at how she looked too, never know lol.

Jay0501 21

Sunday 22 February 2015 1:42

Well laughter isn't really something you can control... It sucks but yea. You know when you try not to laugh at a serious situation, happens to the best of us

stephanyovalle 15

Sunday 22 February 2015 1:48

This is mean, really mean. You're not just laughing at her actual condition, but also think she's got buck teeth, no wonder why she's mad at you.

TheLadyOpal 30

Sunday 22 February 2015 2:16

Some people do actually have buck teeth. Maybe he doesn't just "think" that.

HeWillBeLoved105 22

Sunday 22 February 2015 1:51

It's called self control. Get it.

Gauzy21 12

Sunday 22 February 2015 1:57

Give her more t3's and she will forget about it

SexyWildRednecks 17

Sunday 22 February 2015 2:15

Hopefully when she feels better she will see the humor. But for now be sweet to her to get out of the doghouse

jaris360 13

Sunday 22 February 2015 2:38

Your so whipped you gotta stay in the dog house YDI

chef4money 12

Sunday 22 February 2015 2:41

She is in pain and probably doesn't want to be bothered or laughed at. in a few days when the pain subsides she may find it as funny as you do. I have no suggestion as to what to do until then because I laugh at inappropriate times too, including funerals.