Love: I'm so sorry

I'm so sorry

By Anonymous - 21/02/2015 14:20 - United Kingdom - Birmingham

Today, my girlfriend got her wisdom teeth removed. I really want to help her out while she recovers, but her swollen cheeks combined with her natural buck teeth keep making me crack up every time I see her. I can't help it and I'm now in the doghouse. FML

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By slayerdeath - 20/05/2012 05:19 - United States - Valparaiso

Today, my girlfriend went in for a kiss too fast and broke my front tooth. FML

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By dating a fking cnt - 10/11/2012 00:16 - Canada

Today, I got my wisdom teeth removed. My girlfriend had agreed to come over after and make sure I was okay, so I called her, saying I was done. She told me she'd made new plans, and to "just suck on a tampon, you pussy". FML

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Admission time

By peeoncarl1111 - 29/01/2011 01:06 - United States

Today, I got my wisdom teeth cut out. While my girlfriend was driving me home, I, still being high on the laughing gas, accidentally admitted to cheating on her. She was kind enough to wait until the numbness wore off before she punched me in the face. FML

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Superficial

By Anonymous - 25/05/2022 00:00

Today, I'm finally recovering from surgery to fix my severe underbite, which included breaking my upper and lower jaw, forcing my teeth to line up properly, then pinning them until the bone healed. My wife can’t mentally cope, because I no longer look like the man she loves. She wants a divorce. FML

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Dreams can come true

By Anonymous - 19/09/2015 02:08 - United States - Seattle

Today, I asked my girlfriend why she's been avoiding kissing me lately. Apparently she had a dream that one of my teeth caught on her braces, and all of her teeth got pulled out like a string of pearls. It seems unlikely she will be un-scarred any time soon. FML

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Take what you can get

By Anonymous - 20/04/2021 00:30 - Netherlands

Today, I got the most action I've had in about 3 years when my dentist pressed her boobs against the top of my head to fill my cavities. I really need to get me a girlfriend. FML

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By HR - 16/12/2011 21:13 - United States

Today, I had two of my wisdom teeth removed. One side of my face is completely swollen, and the other is normal. I feel like the elephant man. FML

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By i fking love docb - 04/11/2012 21:16 - Virgin Islands, U.S. - Christiansted

Today, I watched my girlfriend slowly floss her teeth, and then eat what showed up on the floss. FML

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Blockages

By jakestorm - 04/09/2019 20:00

Today, my girlfriend texted me to pick her up some medicine because she’s "all plugged up." When I arrived with laxatives, she yelled at me. She meant her sinuses. FML

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By bucktooth - 26/04/2012 23:04 - United Kingdom

Today, while enjoying breakfast, my teeth took a chunk out of my cheek. This happens regularly, even when I'm talking. Both my doctor and dentist have no idea why, and I'm in utter agony. FML

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viaaaaaa 22

Sunday 22 February 2015 0:17

Try not to think about how much she resembles a squirrel

WCARlover 34

Sunday 22 February 2015 0:21

When I had my wisdom teeth out I sent pictures for people to laugh at. She sounds like she needs to lighten up

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UmmOkThen 31

Sunday 22 February 2015 0:29

Ohh man, you are mean.

cari_cat 19

Sunday 22 February 2015 0:34

If it really does make her look that silly, you can understand why shes feeling self conscious. Try and be comforting now, and then one day she'll be able to laugh about it with you.

tygerarmy 35

Sunday 22 February 2015 0:35

Exactly, it's funny. When the Army made me remove all 4 of my wisdom teeth I blew up like Quagmire from Family Guy. Just offer to feed her like a baby bird and you'll be fine.

martin8337 35

Sunday 22 February 2015 0:41

You gotta gopher what you know. Tell her to buck up.

TrippingOnAcid 29

Sunday 22 February 2015 0:51

I'd feel sorry for OP if he hadn't mentioned that she has buck teeth. How do you think she'd feel if she read that that's what you think about her? I feel like those kinda of thoughts should be kept in your head.

SookyLala 13

Sunday 22 February 2015 2:07

You cant handle the truth? i feel sorry for you, if something is, then it is, no use hiding from it, besides its not like he used it as an insult, im gonna go ahead and assume he is still attracted to her

Louie_217 9

Sunday 22 February 2015 1:02

Haha that's funny I would of done the same thing I can just imagine that

ReginaGeorge5678 4

Sunday 22 February 2015 1:02

Make a YouTube video of it!

buckdharma 37

Sunday 22 February 2015 1:03

Prepare yourself by remembering something sad like when a beloved pet died. This reminds me of my own little hamster who over filled his cheeks one day. (sigh*) Poor Bucky...