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I stand accused

By Creep - 15/07/2011 23:10 - United States

Today, I discovered my new plug-in air freshener smells exactly like my ex-boyfriend's cologne. My friends noticed this, and nobody will believe me when I say it smelled different on the scratch-and-sniff. Now I'm considered a creep. A nostalgic, obsessed creep. FML
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Same thing different taste

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ilynorrington 0

how are u the creep if they remember what ur ex's cologne smells like? lol

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mintcar 9

Just get rid of the freshener, problem solved.

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haydenbro03 4

he obviously just shoved a plug in up his butt ?

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KRS_13 0

just cuz you say the scratch and sniff smelled different? wow. thats pretty stupid. you probly just have a strong sense of smell(?)

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Kennzz 0

you are a creep. I don't understand how it would have smelled different on the scratch and sniff. unless you picked up the wrong one..

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Daederoth 10

I think it is possible your ex was using said air freshener as his cologne. Use that to your advantage.

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Jakeraptor 0

testicles hehhehehhhheha

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anniexd92 3

replace it?? it seems like the logic thing to do unless you like your new nickname :D

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thenamesabbi 0

How do your friends know what your ex's cologne smells like? THAT'S creepy.

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