Smells and Love: I stand accused

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By Creep - 15/07/2011 23:10 - United States

Today, I discovered my new plug-in air freshener smells exactly like my ex-boyfriend's cologne. My friends noticed this, and nobody will believe me when I say it smelled different on the scratch-and-sniff. Now I'm considered a creep. A nostalgic, obsessed creep. FML

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By anon - 10/06/2012 21:14 - United Kingdom - Romsey

Today, I discovered that my expensive new shampoo smells exactly like my ex-girlfriend. So now, whenever I shower, I'm showered with depression. FML

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By so_this_is_me - 13/08/2015 17:12 - Canada - Brampton

Today, my love life is so pathetic that when I got a sample of cologne in the mail, I kept sniffing it just to remind myself what a guy smells like. FML

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By heartless - 15/05/2009 06:14 - Canada

Today, I realised that my glade plug-in air freshner lasts longer than any of my relationships have. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/11/2014 02:39 - United States - Baraboo

Today, my loving fiancé informed me that my new perfume makes me smell like a urinal cake. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/04/2020 23:00

Today, I lied at a store when the checkout person told me the cologne I was buying was for men. I told him it was for my boyfriend. I haven't had a boyfriend in 2 years, I just wanted it to smell like one. FML

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By nooneinparticular - 21/05/2020 08:00

Today, I realized that I get turned on by my girlfriend's perfume. My mother started using the same one. FML

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By badboyfriend101 - 12/05/2009 15:22 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was continuously telling me how great my best friend smelled the other night and how I should wear some perfume that smelled like that. I have the same exact perfume and have been wearing it for months. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/01/2013 16:50 - United Kingdom - Nuneaton

Today, after recently breaking up with my boyfriend, I unknowingly washed my laundry using his washing tabs. My whole wardrobe now smells like my ex. FML

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By eMmA01 - 14/04/2009 02:50 - United States

Today, I was walking into class when the guy i like walked in and said "Gross it smells like grandma in here. What, did someone bathe in their perfume today?" I was the only girl in the room and I just bought new perfume. I thought I smelled good, apparently I didn't. FML

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ilynorrington 0

Saturday 16 July 2011 7:14

how are u the creep if they remember what ur ex's cologne smells like? lol

mintcar 9

Saturday 16 July 2011 7:11

Just get rid of the freshener, problem solved.

Comments

BIEBERSLAYER 10

Saturday 16 July 2011 7:29

everybody knows your not fooling anyone you just like having the smell of man stank around.

racheljessie 17

Saturday 16 July 2011 7:31

Question: Why does OP's ex-boyfriend's cologne smell like a plug-in air freshener? What's he wear, Eau de Glade or something? LOL!!

redbluegreen 40

Saturday 16 July 2011 7:55

Essence of £2.

emmiep1011 7

Saturday 16 July 2011 7:33

doing the creep.

cicpjaky 6

Saturday 16 July 2011 7:35

freebrez is better anyways

SleepOnStones 5

Monday 18 July 2011 8:05

Umm.............what?

nessaspissed 0

Saturday 16 July 2011 7:52

how did your friends notice it...?that doesn't seem right....

likerawrandstuff 0

Saturday 16 July 2011 7:53

Go Get Another Scrach And Sniff XD Problem Solved.!!

hellokimmiee 5

Saturday 16 July 2011 7:55

you sure he wasnt wearing perfume? delicious flowery vanilla perfume?

DrewsFML 8

Saturday 16 July 2011 8:13

Nice cover story. We all know your car smells like you ex because he's laying dead in the trunk after you bludgeoned him with a shovel.

laundryninja 1

Saturday 16 July 2011 8:17

im with this guy, dump that body before a cop reads this!!!! :O

DrewsFML 8

Saturday 16 July 2011 8:18

^and your home... in closet. LMAO I thought it was a car freshener before reading it again carefully.

NikkiFlysKites 8

Saturday 16 July 2011 9:03

Ah, the smell of decomposing flesh.

marine4806 0

Saturday 16 July 2011 8:20

just get rid of it...

AmethystRain 20

Saturday 16 July 2011 8:47

Get a refill disc for it that smells like bacon and attract some new men!

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