Smells and Love: I stand accused

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By Creep - 15/07/2011 23:10 - United States

Today, I discovered my new plug-in air freshener smells exactly like my ex-boyfriend's cologne. My friends noticed this, and nobody will believe me when I say it smelled different on the scratch-and-sniff. Now I'm considered a creep. A nostalgic, obsessed creep. FML

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By GOAWAY - 26/12/2014 23:06 - United States - Jefferson City

Today, I ran into my ex-boyfriend at the store. Before I knew what was happening, he'd sniffed me and started whimpering about how I don't smell like I used to. He does this kind of crazy shit all the time. FML

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By anon - 10/06/2012 21:14 - United Kingdom - Romsey

Today, I discovered that my expensive new shampoo smells exactly like my ex-girlfriend. So now, whenever I shower, I'm showered with depression. FML

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By so_this_is_me - 13/08/2015 17:12 - Canada - Brampton

Today, my love life is so pathetic that when I got a sample of cologne in the mail, I kept sniffing it just to remind myself what a guy smells like. FML

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By heartless - 15/05/2009 06:14 - Canada

Today, I realised that my glade plug-in air freshner lasts longer than any of my relationships have. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/11/2014 02:39 - United States - Baraboo

Today, my loving fiancé informed me that my new perfume makes me smell like a urinal cake. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/04/2020 23:00

Today, I lied at a store when the checkout person told me the cologne I was buying was for men. I told him it was for my boyfriend. I haven't had a boyfriend in 2 years, I just wanted it to smell like one. FML

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By nooneinparticular - 21/05/2020 08:00

Today, I realized that I get turned on by my girlfriend's perfume. My mother started using the same one. FML

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By badboyfriend101 - 12/05/2009 15:22 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was continuously telling me how great my best friend smelled the other night and how I should wear some perfume that smelled like that. I have the same exact perfume and have been wearing it for months. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/01/2013 16:50 - United Kingdom - Nuneaton

Today, after recently breaking up with my boyfriend, I unknowingly washed my laundry using his washing tabs. My whole wardrobe now smells like my ex. FML

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By eMmA01 - 14/04/2009 02:50 - United States

Today, I was walking into class when the guy i like walked in and said "Gross it smells like grandma in here. What, did someone bathe in their perfume today?" I was the only girl in the room and I just bought new perfume. I thought I smelled good, apparently I didn't. FML

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ilynorrington 0

Saturday 16 July 2011 7:14

how are u the creep if they remember what ur ex's cologne smells like? lol

mintcar 9

Saturday 16 July 2011 7:11

Just get rid of the freshener, problem solved.

Comments

prototype121 0

Monday 18 July 2011 0:34

your boyfriend smelt like an air freshener? nice....

lucy7368 2

Monday 18 July 2011 3:20

There's a really easy solution to this problem....

KooriMizu 0

Monday 18 July 2011 9:44

I have had that before... only it smelled like my girlfriend... but it was my jacket that smelled like her...

sdoneill48 0

Monday 18 July 2011 20:45

well arent you?

Nyyami 5

Monday 18 July 2011 22:38

How did your friends know what your ex smells like anyway? That's the part I'd be worried about.

Nyyami 5

Monday 18 July 2011 22:38

How did your friends know what your ex smells like anyway? That's the part I'd be worried about.

acirenie 0

Monday 18 July 2011 23:33

want a come back? why did ur friend know how he smelt hm? as her that.

ringothedrummer 4

Monday 18 July 2011 23:52

How exactly does this qualify as "nostalgic?"

DalekScythe 0

Wednesday 20 July 2011 2:09

hello hello I'm the nostalgia creep hello

iahntajonera 3

Monday 9 January 2012 7:55

Nice friends.

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