By Havinci - 22/08/2017 20:00 - Egypt

Today, I took a picture of a carrot that closely resembled a penis and sent it to one of my friends. My parents saw the photo and grounded me, thinking it was an actual dick pic. They refuse to believe otherwise. FML
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Regulate 21

How did they reproduce when it sounds like neither of them have ever seen a penis before?

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sumocj 14

Your dick must be pretty wrecked if it looks like a carrot. You might want to get it checked out...

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exileonmainst 16

Are you Anthony Weiner?

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Regulate 21

How did they reproduce when it sounds like neither of them have ever seen a penis before?

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Talented73 54

At least it wasn't a picture of you snappin'your carrot.

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RichardPencil 30

Life is hard, um, I mean, difficult, when your penis looks like something else.

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LikeLegitness 20

How'd you manage to write this fml if you're grounded?

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Elizabeth McElveen Horne 19

Cell phone?

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Havinci 19

this actually happened in my freshman year of highschool 4 years ago lol

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Glowworm56 26

If you look hard enough, like really really hard, you'll see a dick pretty much everywhere.

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Karm@ 28

Was it for a rabbit friend? Or a veggie one?

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sumocj 14

Your dick must be pretty wrecked if it looks like a carrot. You might want to get it checked out...

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