By Havinci - 22/08/2017 20:00 - Egypt

Today, I took a picture of a carrot that closely resembled a penis and sent it to one of my friends. My parents saw the photo and grounded me, thinking it was an actual dick pic. They refuse to believe otherwise. FML
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Regulate 21

How did they reproduce when it sounds like neither of them have ever seen a penis before?

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sumocj 14

Your dick must be pretty wrecked if it looks like a carrot. You might want to get it checked out...

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pjsr 32

I've seen that sweet potato pic that looks a lot like a dick, but definitely FYL if your parents think yours is so thin and weird looking as to be confused with a carrot. You may have to whip it out just to prove them wrong.

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ThrottleJockey 35

Don't lie: it was really an Oompa Loompa penis.

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buckdharma 36

I could see if they wanted to make you steam a little, but they want to ground you? You might want to hide the salad shooter.

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jfsiv 17

Yep, totally a picture of a carrot. wink, wink, nudge, nudge....

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MrBiggggg 7

Boiiii are you Carlos Danger?

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rety1 13

um. is your skin orange or are your parents complete idiots? I might be overlooking something here, but as i see it, it's got to be one or the other.

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ICryWhenIPee 20

You should show them your penis so they can see the difference between it and the carrot.

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