Holidays: Today, I waited 75 minutes for a roller coaster. I got on the...

By almost - 22/08/2017 16:00

Today, I waited 75 minutes for a roller coaster. I got on the front seat and it broke a few seconds before it started. It was closed for the rest of the day. FML

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By monsterdanceman - 23/10/2013 23:16 - United States - Ozark

Today, I tried to tackle my fear of heights by riding a rollercoaster. Once we were near the top, it malfunctioned, causing it to stop, and we all had to get out and climb back down. My girlfriend laughed at me for how scared I was. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/07/2014 19:40 - United States - Clive

Today, at my local amusement park, I decided it'd be fun to meet someone on the roller coaster by sitting alone and hoping that someone nice would sit next to me. I rode the roller coaster 7 times. I sat alone each time. FML

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Freaked out

By Cliffhanger - 10/05/2023 06:00 - United States

Today, I went to an amusement park with my family and we all decided to ride the tallest rollercoaster. As soon as the ride got going, I realized I'd made a huge mistake and was too terrified to open my eyes. I spent the entire ride screaming, with my hands over my eyes, and afterwards my cousin called me a wuss. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/01/2013 11:10 - United States - Grand Junction

Today, the rollercoaster I was on stuck upside down for a few minutes. I shat myself in terror. Then, gravity took effect. FML

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Aaaaaaaaaaah!

By whyme_ss - 20/07/2009 20:05 - United States

Today, I went on a rollercoaster for the first time. I sat in the back, which was a bad idea. When it ended everyone in front of me turned around and stared. When I asked my friend what was going on, she said I had been screaming the Lord's Prayer the whole time. I hadn't even noticed. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/04/2011 19:03 - United States

Today, my bladder decided to empty itself while I was on a rollercoaster. FML

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Bad moon rising

By Anonymous - 08/07/2023 06:00

Today, I went on a rollercoaster for the first time in years. Almost immediately, I realized that my shorts were no match for the forces of gravity. I spent the rest of the ride clinging to my seat for dear life while trying to subtly cover my exposed ass. FML

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By carl_carl_ - 13/07/2015 15:10 - United States - Wichita

Today, I was on a roller coaster behind a boy who vomited in front of me as the cart shot down. It splattered all over my arm, and a little on my cheek. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/09/2009 06:02 - United States

Today, I got stuck in an elevator for 45 minutes. I am an elevator mechanic. FML

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Sorry, but…

By Anonymous - 28/07/2019 14:00

Today, I was at a waterpark with my friends, waiting in line for about 45 minutes to go on the biggest ride there. When it was finally our turn, the lifeguard at the top pulled me over and measured me to see if I was tall enough. I wasn't. FML

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anAmericanGuy50505 6

Friday 11 August 2017 20:15

Hey, it could've broke a few seconds AFTER it started... then you'd have a real FML...

exileonmainst 16

Tuesday 22 August 2017 16:58

Wow, what an emotional roller coaster!

Comments

anAmericanGuy50505 6

Friday 11 August 2017 20:15

Hey, it could've broke a few seconds AFTER it started... then you'd have a real FML...

Gaston Nieves 1

Tuesday 22 August 2017 16:08

Well i had to ride "Rock it" in orlando florida while a thunderstorm started. The radar never showed it and the staff were so scared after we finish

exileonmainst 16

Tuesday 22 August 2017 16:58

Wow, what an emotional roller coaster!

Talented73 54

Tuesday 22 August 2017 21:00

That's the breaks, OP.

RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 22 August 2017 21:14

So, you ruined it for everyone else? You may want to lay off the fried Twinkies, big boy.

pizza_princess 5

Tuesday 22 August 2017 22:44

this coulda been- today, I waited 75 minutes to get on a roller coaster. it broke a few seconds after I got on. I was in the hospital for the rest of the day. FML.

aik 14

Tuesday 22 August 2017 23:28

had the same thing happen to me back in January.

hunterseal 18

Wednesday 23 August 2017 1:17

At least you didn't wait that long to die

Sketi1 7

Wednesday 23 August 2017 2:06

just be thankful it didn't break a few seconds after it started!

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Saturday 26 August 2017 4:15

Another reason I won't ride those damn things. But they should give you some sort of note/pass for the next time you visit that would enable you to jump to the front of the line for the inconvenience.