Health, Embarrassing and Haircut: I WISH!

I WISH!

By goodlord12 - 17/01/2013 07:53 - United States - Branson

Today, I let my friend bleach my hair, which resulted in it falling out in clumps. I spent $150 at the beauty salon fixing it and cutting most of it off. I sent the pictures of my new hair to my friends, and I got the same reply from each and every one of them: "That better be a wig." FML

I agree, your life sucks 20 325

You deserved it 30 353

Winter: Snow and Funny News
Snuggle up and laugh with our winter stories, where snow isn't the only thing sliding around! More…

Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 17/10/2013 16:12 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I let a friend cut my hair. I soon went from having a 'fro to looking like I lost a fight with a lawn mower. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 742

You deserved it 17 383

By notquitejuliet - 04/07/2015 00:54 - United States - Gibsonia

Today, I decided I wanted to bleach my hair, so I asked my mother for help. Apparently, something went wrong, because clumps of my hair started falling out. Now I'm half blonde and half bald, and my mom is just laughing at me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 338

You deserved it 6 694

Fashion blogger

By Alyssa - 27/04/2020 23:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I was scrolling through my Instagram timeline and saw a picture of my friend in a ridiculous wig. I left a comment telling her how stupid the wig looked, but how great it was to have a friend with a sense of humour. She replied, telling me it wasn't a wig, it was her new hairstyle. FML

I agree, your life sucks 649

You deserved it 2 025

By ElectroSpecter - 23/02/2019 14:00

Today, I went to get a haircut. I have a pretty bad case of dandruff, so whenever I get one, a lot of it shows. My hairstylist called to her nearby friend twice, then looked at my hair and said, "Blech" under her breath. I got glares when I walked out. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 111

You deserved it 457

By Rye - 19/02/2009 03:51 - United States

Today, I let my friend cut my hair and after a few minutes, she looked at what she had done and then she ran out of the room, laughing. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 830

You deserved it 17 171

By Anonymous - 03/05/2019 02:00

Today, I went to the hairdresser on a spur of the moment decision to get a quick wash and cut. Forty-five painful minutes and $180 later, I honestly don't know if anything was actually done to my hair. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 614

You deserved it 503

By asdf1851 - 18/02/2009 08:35 - United States

Today, I let my friend who is in 'beauty school' do my hair. I now look like i have a mullet. What was supposed to be auburn highlights is now hot pink. I have a job interview in the morning. FML

I agree, your life sucks 18 727

You deserved it 36 969

By Anonymous - 16/01/2011 17:18 - United Kingdom

Today, I bleached my hair. Not only did it fry, it also has a very noticeable green tint and because of the damage, I can't dye it again for a while. Now I keep getting asked "Why so serious?" by my friends. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 384

You deserved it 32 742

By Noname - 11/03/2009 05:21 - United States

Today, I had to get my hair chopped off for a role that I'm playing in a show. I was staring at the floor while the woman cut my hair, and I suddenly heard her start crying. Her tears were immediately followed by "It's okay! I have a friend in New York who can fix it. We won't charge you." FML

I agree, your life sucks 81 538

You deserved it 3 820

By Anonymous - 26/12/2010 08:12 - United States

Today, my friend compared my hair color to hers. Also, she braided my hair (two pieces) with hers (one piece). I asked her why and she finally broke down and told me. She has lice and didn't want to be the only one. FML

I agree, your life sucks 62 825

You deserved it 4 765

ohcoolstorybro 14

Thursday 17 January 2013 15:58

And that's why you leave it to the professionals in the first place...

hermitknut 22

Thursday 17 January 2013 15:58

Damn, OP. What the hell kind of bleach did you use? Aren't you supposed to use stuff that's... specifically for hair? I wouldn't know, I've never tried.

Comments

Sootie247 12

Thursday 17 January 2013 16:22

how did she deserve this?

Zebediabolical 39

Thursday 17 January 2013 17:23

How did she NOT deserve this? You let a friend mess with your hair you deserve whatever you get.

RedPillSucks 31

Thursday 17 January 2013 16:23

so, did you bleach the carpet to match the drapes?

mistercrow 9

Thursday 17 January 2013 17:34

Uhm he said he bleached his hair not the drapes...

RedPillSucks 31

Thursday 17 January 2013 18:48

Sigh.... That's a reference to whether he bleached the hair on his genitals to match the hair on his head.

beehardxcore 26

Friday 18 January 2013 0:33

Ahahaha, 41 just made my day.

Kkkdawg 27

Friday 18 January 2013 1:31

Bahahaha. Thanks, 41. I needed a good laugh

jogihoppa8343 23

Thursday 17 January 2013 16:37

you should have let your friend to test it first on hairs from a small portion of your body...

skyeyez9 24

Thursday 17 January 2013 16:42

You mention you are a male from the upper left gender symbol. Why not shave all the hair off like a military high and tight? That certainly will look better than fried wig looking hair.

mistercrow 9

Thursday 17 January 2013 16:45

Looks like someone thinks they are Slim Shady ;D PLEASE STAND UP

Coop817 19

Thursday 17 January 2013 17:08

Simple. Buzz it.

carmel1110 12

Thursday 17 January 2013 17:14

YDI if you're stupid enough to let someone who isn't a professional hairdresser to bleach your hair. It's know to be something that can tying your hair completely and even make it fall if you don't do it correctly, also painful...

TaysDarkLust 11

Thursday 17 January 2013 18:41

Well said but the reason why her hair probably fell out in clumps is maybe they put the bleach too close to the roots? You're supposed to do it 1 or 1 and a half inches away from your scalp. I've bleached and dyed my hair and it was my first time, I did the tips... If it was OP's first time bleaching her hair, I would've done it where you would be okay with having to cut off, the first time is always a scary time and that is why you should dip-dye for the first time..