Ice-breaker

By bye loser - 20/10/2014 09:28 - Canada - Abbotsford

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Today, I went on a first date. Everything was going well until he asked me, "So, what's the biggest thing you've stuck up your vag?" FML
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foxwasalamb 24

what the ****..? maybe its a clever way of saying he has a large penis

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Steven696 6

So what did you tell him? Not that I'm curious at all..

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aubama_fml 15

how about your fist in his face

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99treee 7

Or a fist down there for her!(;

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MortenM 17

A fist and a face at the same time would be quite impressive.

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Gabilliam 19

I was on a date with a guy last week, he told me I had wonderful birthing hips, and he wanted me to bear his children! O_O Guys are so creepy sometimes...

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DomiLove 26

At least you have wonderful birthing hips though :p

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devildog562 33

People , people are creepy. Remember the girl wrapping her legs around the one night stand saying "have my baby"?

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Adeptus_Astartes 22

Isnt that from another FML where that guy's mom said his girlfriend had "great birthing hips?"

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bobdlawr 8

Holy crap where the hell you all looking for guys?

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londoner86 13

WHR. Waist to hip ratio. Supposedly key determinant of attractiveness and universal across cultures, ages (even as views on other features have differed). http://www.scienceofrelationships.com/home/2013/11/11/curves-ahead-the-science-of-female-waist-to-hip-ratio-and-at.html

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simplysarcastics 26

That would be my cue to end the date. He seems obnoxious and gross

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HazelGrace 10

He is probably from America

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Welshite 39

What is that supposed to mean? I can assure you that most Americans (male or female) would not say that to a woman if they had any self-respect.

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99treee 7

You should of replied with "Your ego"

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GnrlKitty 16

So... What IS the largest thing you've stuck up your vag?

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PresidentNorth 16

Well someone had to ask.

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worldclassrager 39

The biggest thing you have had is my foot while I kick you out of my life... That question is never appropriate

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