Ice-breaker

By bye loser - 20/10/2014 09:28 - Canada - Abbotsford

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Today, I went on a first date. Everything was going well until he asked me, "So, what's the biggest thing you've stuck up your vag?" FML
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foxwasalamb 24

what the ****..? maybe its a clever way of saying he has a large penis

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RedPillSucks 31

Damn. Talk about sizing someone up on the first date.

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pussycat19 4

oh my god! *dying! who says something like that?!

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brendejafulable 41

He sounds like a funny layed back kind of guy. Play along and have fun you party pooper.

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kspear2 12

We're waiting for the answer

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Axel5238 29

Scary thing is guys think this ok on a legitimate first date by any means joke or not. The stuff you joke about with the guys/ or stuff you see online is generally not something that applies in real life.

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martin8337 35

Giggity? Or not giggity, I'm just not sure.

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Vlen_fml 20

not that we condone that kind of question... since its been asked, can we get an answer? i mean even the average woman has eyed the broom handle or hairbrush at least once.

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Avasion_fml 7

I want to know the OP's reaction to the question..?

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Allegory_fml 4

wow do people really not realize the majority of these are fake?

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