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By senelbeat - 03/07/2009 15:47 - United States

Spicy
Today, I was talking to my mother about my sex life, telling her, "If I want to have sex, I'm going to have sex." She looked at me for a moment and said, "You're staying a virgin until you get married." She wasn't ordering me, she was informing me. FML
I agree, your life sucks 41 320
You deserved it 8 596

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Tippssy 0
fxdxhk90 0

It wouldn't be too hard to prove her wrong.

Comments

You shouldn't worry about it too much. As long as you use protection you should be fine.

Cdldriver 0

Classic FML darlin'~ harsh. #76 is absolutely right: it's all up to you :-j

shoulda told ur mother that u would never drive a car without test driving it first!

spykid09 0

that what my mom imformed me to but after you do it once she csnt say anything else about it cause youve already done it