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By senelbeat - 03/07/2009 15:47 - United States

Spicy
Today, I was talking to my mother about my sex life, telling her, "If I want to have sex, I'm going to have sex." She looked at me for a moment and said, "You're staying a virgin until you get married." She wasn't ordering me, she was informing me. FML
I agree, your life sucks 41 320
You deserved it 8 595

Same thing different taste

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Tippssy 0
fxdxhk90 0

It wouldn't be too hard to prove her wrong.

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fucklifeee 0

Nobody gets that the mom wasn't saying, "I'm not letting you," she was saying, "you can't get any even if you tried."

DarthJeff 0

On the next episode of 16 and pregnant..

lastminuteperm 0

I get how this is an FML. Her mom is saying that she's not gonna' get any until shes married anyway.

may_cause_fail 0

Holy shit I love that show. And if we ever see an episode about a man getting pregnant, we'll know that it was the OP~ :D

same here bro. it's the right thing to do, anyway.

I'm a virgin and I'm in the exact same boat. I just don't talk to my mom about my sex life (or lack thereof). it's gross.

mr_rice 0

she thinks ur that ugly or something

jnic 0

Er. I don't get it. Why would she be informing you? Your mom makes no sense, why would she think you can get married if she thinks you can't even get laid?

haha OMG that's so funny.. i feel bad for you though.. but she's just letting you down so you dont do it