ICYMI

By senelbeat - 03/07/2009 15:47 - United States

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Today, I was talking to my mother about my sex life, telling her, "If I want to have sex, I'm going to have sex." She looked at me for a moment and said, "You're staying a virgin until you get married." She wasn't ordering me, she was informing me. FML
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Tippssy 0

Mom burns are the best.

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fxdxhk90 0

It wouldn't be too hard to prove her wrong.

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Whirling_Kumquat 0

Thats what you get for talking to your mom about your sex...

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DizzyDemon0 9

that's exactly what I was thinking...like..what the **** is wrong with you? I agree with your mom...

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epicfail13337 4

sad...no one wants to do you then! hmm...maybe someone will, even the ugliest ppl manage to get pregnant.

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SKYblue_fml 1

haha. I love the fact that you responded to this. OH man.

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redbluegreen 40

Whoa, the OP now has a little medal by his name! I just thought that was incredibly cool. Uh, kudos to being a man and being unable to get pregnant?

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xHaniffax 0

Your mum is right. I don't know why all these young people are in such a rush to have sex. There is more to life than that and so what if you remain a virgin until you're married?

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FYMcNuggetts 0

....and you picture is of people about to have sex

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Avenging_Angel 0

Why the hell would you argue with your mom about having sex anyway?? Just pretend to agree with whatever she says and move on

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karrdesw 0

Assuming you move out of the house one day... how exactly is she going to stop you? This isn't an FML...

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eliz3 0

Did you mean to say that the other way around? As is, she wasn't informing you, she was ordering you. Because otherwise this doesn't make sense.

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theluckygirl28 8

I believe that's the FML part of this....

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jewelzgalore 0

No, she meant that her mother thinks she has no chance of getting laid even if she wanted to.

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paisley_fml 0

As long as you're under her rough... having sex isn't an option, thogh there are "other ways to go about it" but why in the hell would you talk to her about it,, you should know bettter than to talk to her about it..... but how iis that a "fml"?

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greenltrn2003 0

why do ppl ask 'how is this an FML?'...on like EVERY ****** FML post and maybe you shouldnt bitch and argue with your mother I agree with #15 and #23 hit it right on the head

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greenltrn2003 0

exactly!!!...if you have a horrible day (which is damm near everyday for me) you come here and see what dumb things ppl are doing to get themselves in ****** up situations, laugh, and feel better about yourself and I jus found out OP is a dude. FYL for everyone thinking you were a chick...seeing as how they are mostly the only ones that argue wit the mother about sex

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lukesanborn 0

It's an FML because her mom is "informing" her that even if she wanted to have sex, she wouldn't be able to. My only question is, what does some feminist rant have to do with this FML? That bitch is dumb.

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aaaaa12345_fml 0

what are you, a ******' scientist?

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badabing94 0

just find an ugly nerdy guy and do it!

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omgawshglee 4

Cause that's who wants to lose her virginty to? Here's an idea, how about she waits till she finds the perfect guy?

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