Identity crisis
By nato - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States
By nato - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States
It's ok, Dave
The first comment I've seen so far.
This made me crack up.
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"I'm not Davis. I'm Patrick Bateman.."
Are you sure your name isn't Rodney?
Stfu
Have you been working there for 2 years though? HAVE YOU, NATHAN? ... If that IS your real name...
Whoa, calm down. His name is Nathan and he's been there for two years.
Haven't you heard of sarcasm?
49 haven't you heard? Make up's for girls.
Since when? Theatre, movie industry, modeling, politics, television, appeal, what's wrong with it for them or for other men really?
54 shut up you close minded ****
54, you must be new here. I've put up with people like you, and all I have to say to you is that you can't judge me by my cover. I may be different, but I'm beautiful. Open your mind.
I think I'm gonna need to state my constant sarcasm in my profile soon. Hoped it wouldn't come to this...
I got the sarcasm, the capitalized letters made it seem a little spazz like.
You have 42 comments -__- I think we all knew your sarcasm, we just thought it was bad. Hence the down votes.
86) shut the **** up. Some people ARE that stupid so yeah I would
Everyone knows a Dave. Not everyone knows a Nathan.
Me either I think.
It must be an English thing :/
I know 2 Nathans and 2 Davids...does this mean I win or lose?
I can see where those names got mixed up: I guess OP's boss is a fan of 'six feet under'.
I thought you were Fred......
But we're not stupid, mum, we know we're called Gred and Forge!
Take this as an opportunity to reinvent yourself, OP. Now you can finally become the masked vigilante that your city so desperately needs.
I'm the hero the office needs, but not the one it deserves.
He can cut his hair and pretend to be Nathan, and the boss will let him get supervised by that "Dave" guy
Op *punches boss* Boss: what the hell. Who are you? Op *Holds up fake I.D. and walks out room* Boss *Finds him and asks what the hell Dave* Op *Show real I.D. with Nathan on it* Boss: Ok, have a nice day Nathan, If you see Dave let me know.
My boss calls me Jaclyn. I'm Kathleen. I even wear a name tag. But hey, we should take advantage of it. Do bad things, blame it on Dave. When they attempt to scold you, pull out your ID. "I'm Nathan."
Your boss must not know you that well if he's getting your name wrong. Now is a good time to make another first impression.
When I was little I thought Osama and Obama were related because of the similar names.
Call your boss by a different name. When he corrects you, correct him.
Well you can be two people now! *knocks boss's coffee to the ground* "Don't look at me - it was Dave."
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It's ok, Dave
My boss calls me Jaclyn. I'm Kathleen. I even wear a name tag. But hey, we should take advantage of it. Do bad things, blame it on Dave. When they attempt to scold you, pull out your ID. "I'm Nathan."